Faust, Congratulations, you've got your lady. I'm happy for you.
In reference to getting married. I'd like to share my thanks for everyone being there. Luby and Chambers, your presense was missed. And as far as everyone else goes, well I wanted to create a whole ranking of everyone's performance in my eye. But the only grade I could come up with was this.
Miller
Grade if our group of friends and myself were normal people. = ---F
My Grade = B. I've seen what your capable of in those situations, and you kept your head in the game.
As for everyone else I am going to just share some data.
Weiss, you kept both your champion titles as "Most Urban" guest of mine as well as "Most Euro". The slippers said I'm here to relax. But the c-walk say's, I'm here to get down and do drive by's.
These are some of my favorite series of pics below...
Did you notice that all three pics are of Williams? He is have a "faust at burger king" moment in the first one.
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Those pictures are hilarious...
Your wedding as awesome.
Question: When you were making your list of friends to invite what was the ratio of Wife Friends VS Your Friends?
Because Piper has me beat to an uncomfortable 5:1 margin.
I have 9 friends.
Wow.
Each time I view the final shot, I laugh aloud at what a jackass of a human I am.
You know, lately, I've been trying to convince myself that I'm grown up, ya know, a man, no longer a boy.
Then, I see pictures like this.
I got a long way to go.
Sorry if I ruined what could have been a pretty sweet picture...by making it sweeter!!! Beer!
Actually the one of me, with you "mic checking" in the background is a better example of your slap-dick-ness. Because that one was a "captured" moment and not a posed one.
The next two just highlight the facts.
PS - Anytime is a good time to crip walk.
Absolutely hilarious. I actually remember this when it happen.
The photo of Weiss c-walking should not be overlooked, that is classic b-dub right there.
Lee, your wedding was a magnificant time.
did i get a "b" for the sake of the psilocybin ingestion? under the circumstances i feel i deserve at least an "a-." i can't afford to have less than a 4.0 in life... i hope the honeymoon never ends for you.
Yes, in the real world injesting psilocybin at a reception gets you banned for life.
Give the guy a break here. He was baptized in peyote and showed up naked to his quinceanera.
This is how it went down for me.
1) Its one of the greatest night of my life
2) I just cut the cake with my grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, parents of my friends all around me
3) Everyone is coming up to me and saying "Congratulations" , or "Your wedding is great, I'm so happy for you" or "God bless you, this is wonderful"
and then
5) Miller comes up to me right after the cake ceremony and says "I just want you to know that I am on mushrooms"
Thanks miller, that means a lot to me.
That is some funny stuff right there.
it was a spiritual occasion. i was absolutely enchanted by the elders of your family. that they made the trip from texas is a testament to the bond shared by the portillo family. i talked to an uncle of yours for about 30 minutes... we had a wonderful conversation about how proud we both were of the generations of texas heritage we shared. i'm sorry if i desecrated any part of the ceremony or reception with my admittance or action. i should have kept it to myself.
No no no, truthfully, the night was so crazy for me, I totally forgot until recently. And it completely cracked me up when I rememebred.
PS - I will be doing a candy flip at bear's ceremony.
oh i'm gonna get stupid with that nuptial... bear beware... wait, what's your new nickname? candy-ass-apron-wearing-anus-licker??? or something like that... but seriously... ha, who am i kidding?
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