Mazur predicted that, if you slept with Meredith (pictured), that afterwards, a tarantula would crawl out of her vagina and bite your penis, causing death.
Michael, don't ever let anyone tell you that you aren't brilliant. Only that prediction could adequately describe the drunken devil whore tsunami that was Meredith.
If you saw Meredith when she arrived at O'Briens; screaming drunk, cackling, yelling dirty innuendo phrases and putting her head inside my necklace and then inside my shirt, yes inside of my shirt, you might be quick to deem her a `drunken devil whore tsunami'.
I'm sure she is a great girl that regularly attends Sunday mass with her grandmother, but, post the Faust-Huddleston union, she was quite a show.
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Mazur predicted that, if you slept with Meredith (pictured), that afterwards, a tarantula would crawl out of her vagina and bite your penis, causing death.
Michael, don't ever let anyone tell you that you aren't brilliant. Only that prediction could adequately describe the drunken devil whore tsunami that was Meredith.
I don't remember this picture or girl. When and where was this? I thought Meridith was blond?
Drunken Devil Whore Tsunami?
She is actually a pretty nice girl.
instead of wwjd, it's ddwt.
OhhhhHHHHH Williammssss....AHHHHHH
If you saw Meredith when she arrived at O'Briens; screaming drunk, cackling, yelling dirty innuendo phrases and putting her head inside my necklace and then inside my shirt, yes inside of my shirt, you might be quick to deem her a `drunken devil whore tsunami'.
I'm sure she is a great girl that regularly attends Sunday mass with her grandmother, but, post the Faust-Huddleston union, she was quite a show.
fuck, that is awesome.
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