Thursday, September 10, 2009



Kyle Broflovski - Mazur

cheap, angry easily, firy outbursts, Cartman is his nemesis




Kenny McCormick - Chambers

- white trashy, wears a hat that says Scotch on it, mostly like to get blown up




Randy Marsh - Miller - geologist, radical

- crazy, outrageous, overzealous





Portillo - Mr. Hankey
- pleasant, but really just a piece a shit






Butters Scotch - Kevin
- kind but very nerdy, makes up songs in his room and sometimes thinks he is a superhero





Mr.Mackey, mmmkah- Clint
- reprimanding, hypocritical about drug use






Tweak - Weiss

- wound up, angst ridden, screams





Lubahn - Towlie. Obvious.







Eric Cartman - Williams
- fat, antagonistic, hates cats







Mr. Garrison - Faust

- gay, control freak, has a man-slave





There is no Chef - we have no stone cold pimp with musical talent and a smooth voice of reason


There is no Stan - Stan is the voice of reason, the wisest and rarely, rarely shows any loss of tempermant. I know no one like that amongst us...

26 comments:

Adam said...

Kevin looks like Butters.

L said...

Well done Adams.

I think the top three matches are Miller, Clint and Weiss..


Oh my god...they killed Chambers...you bastards!



L

marcspoke said...

fat kid pictures rule.

Anonymous said...

i cannot stand southpark. the show is ridiculous and is made by a bunch of individuals who live in the big forest north of the US.

marcspoke said...

i couldve sworn they were americans... from colorado.

Faust said...

Chambers, that's why you are Kenny.

The Bear said...

Wow. Go fuck yourself.

Adam said...

Chambers. I do hope you are kidding. South Park is the 2nd best show on television (after Talk Soup).

Faust said...

It's the best. But, I do enjoy Talk Soup.

marcspoke said...

no love for chelsea handler?

Michael said...

family guy
talk soup
south park
in this order

i had a dream that I killed my nemesis last night.

chambers favorite band is indigo girls.

marcspoke said...

who's your nemesis?

Anonymous said...

southpark blows. i find no interest in the show whatsoever. judge me world... judge me.

marcspoke said...

i judge you a blowhard. court adjourned.

Adam said...

BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hard-blower.

Mazur, please post more often. Indigo girls just gave me unintentional nostril water.

marcspoke said...

this thread is over... like chamber master robes.

BDub_210 said...

Did Faust and Williams co author this shit post? Awesome job at talking shit about your close friends. Well done.

The Bear said...

I guess this is the real reason Williams created the blog.

Faust said...

Way to take a joke, Brian and Kevin.

The Bear said...

"I'd prefer to learn something from my friends than watch them berate each other." - Williams about 1 month ago.

"That post was fucking dick!" - Mazur to me at the tailgate on Saturday ~ in reference to this post.

marcspoke said...

all pussies... whining women.

Faust said...

yes, big time pussies.

And Bear just outed Mazur as puss-puss number three.

The Bear said...
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Michael said...

the post was dick. it was also fucking hilarious. you know what else is fucking hilarious? faust calling me a puss puss. i will rip his emotional crying face off. you're all a bunch of drama queen bitch sluts. south park post has done what I'm sure the authors intended. you're all pussies in my book. BURN BURN BURN BURN OOOHHHHHHHHHHH

marcspoke said...

we need a post ranking puss-ness.

Adam said...

What's up with that Bob Dylan post? We should totally start commenting above.