Monkey Mayhem

I'd like to think I have the dignity not to mock something for a physical defect, but I think I have reason here. Last weekend as I walked to my hotel room, a cleft lipped monkey crawled on an overhanging branch and hissed and sort of screamed at me, my roommate and the hotel guide. We all started running.

Five minutes later, he appeared again at the end of the following video.

Mazur, your wish is granted. Though not the genuine article, these two New Orleanian gentleman are surely related. (No souls were Photoshoped in the posting of this picture)

I enjoyed the outcome of last night's NFC championship. I'm not sure if anyone else went deep into the post-game, but I sure did. And boy oh boy was I rewarded. I would have a paid a large sum of money to follow this human around last night. I can't imagine the carnage that ensued.

HAPPY MLK DAY CRACKAS

A) It's been a year since the Bachelor party, which included Faust throwing his best man through a chair, a memorable night at Cheeks, Portillo inviting his family, Williams thrashing down the slopes and moostaches. Seems like a long time ago. A lot has changed for everybody...

B) I volunteered at the MLK museum (where he was murdered) in Memphis for about 6 months. It was pretty cool and made you pretty disappointed to be white. Truth. It was tough. His Dream speech is the most well known, but I always thought Mountaintop was the most powerful.

Food for thought:

"What has violence ever accomplished? What has it ever created? No martyr's cause has ever been stifled by an assassin's bullet. No wrongs have ever been righted by riots and civil disorders. A sniper is only a coward, not a hero, and an uncontrolled or uncontrollable mob is only the voice of madness - not the voice of the people."

- RFK, after MLK was slain

I don't necessarily agree with it, but thought it was Blog worthy.

Also, if you worked on MLK and got off work for President's Day, I think something's wrong with that. If you worked both, man, bummer. If you worked neither, your name is probably Kevin Raldymple.

After arriving at the Dalrymples on Tuesday night- in a scene straight out of Perfect Strangers- Kevin Dalrymple and Brian Weiss were in the backyard with a metal detector trying to find Kevin's wedding ring. He lost said ring while tossing the football with Brian the night before. Brian, who has great experience at losing important things, found the ring minutes after we arrived.

In other news, Two members of the IC are moving out of Texas. Can you name them?

LT's Electric Glide

2007 Nike Commercial that somehow never made it to TV. Pure awesomeness.

The one thing we DID win on Monday....

I hope this article is sent to every recruit across this nation. This is what TCU has to offer. God Bless Texas Christian University!

Separate But Equal Bowl Proves It's Time for Equality

Happy New Year boyz.

This week I am writing a story about electric cars coming to Costa Rica. Today at an interview, they let me test drive one.

How do I look??

Note: The company president in the passenger seat was about 6´3´´