this is probably the fastest mock up, and comedy after sketch, in... like... ev...... er. where do they find these actors? i mean seriously.

adub-- are these guys from your chigacocacarican improv group? i love the 3rd world, or is it 3rd ward? either way, do what the president does and hope.

FACTS: don't worry i am jaques clouseau.

culprit: tom. possible alias.

last observed: leaving city-transit after taking part in municipal assault of native negro americanoid.

possible/known aliases and-or call-sign: slicknamtom.

that's really all i can think of this fellow, as far as partially witty nicknames go. his beard is way cooler than mine.

he's likely a jarhead, or stinted san quentin (go where you want with those)--the recently shut down bay area joint.

mind you this all occurred in oakland.

i'd love to hear comments about tom's little episode at the end, about mama.

there will likely be a rematch for money, televised. and then orgies and cocaine for nam-tom.

tom-tom to endorse amid overnight stardom--in other news.

tangent to this nonsense: if you can pull off bitch-slapping someone today, and, i mean, they really gotta deserve it, try not to think twice. it is thursday after all. but seriously, it can't just be any arbitrary beating of the chest and monkey peacockery. and she better be able to take a smackin' to too.

toodles... kisses,

marcus aurelius

p.s. my life life is cooler than y'alls... neener neener neener. don't worry, bad karma will strike any moment now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf8ZDs-D8Ys