POLLS
The polls are intended to be fun and random. I am not looking to call anyone out- I hope that no one feels like I am making a joke of them. I was just thinking of people who might be relatively close in speed. I was simply inspired after watching the Seinfeld episode,"The Race."
control is an illusion.
ReplyDeleteWho would you put in your speed group Faust?
ReplyDeleteI watched that rerun yesterday too, one of my favs.
Bear would win heat 1 after a close race.
ReplyDeleteThey are just random groups. They are not ranked in any order. They are just meant to spur some old fashion competitive banter.
ReplyDelete"I was just thinking of people who might be relatively close in speed." - ACF 1:22 PM
ReplyDelete"They are just random groups. They are not ranked in any order." - ACF 2:54 PM
Ok Vince Young
I CANNOT WAIT for the inevitable race between you two at the football game....
ReplyDeleteYou're right, they are not entirely random.
ReplyDeleteFor example, I would not put Portillo- who I think is very fast, against YOU- who I think is slow as fuck.
-Heisman
Id burn you.
ReplyDeleteYes, Lee is probably the fastest person in the IC. Faust, you might think you are fast, but you probably couldnt break a 5 second 40.
Faust, your so slow that the "Chariots of Fire" theme song plays when you walk.
ReplyDeleteLet's not get ahead of ourselves Kevin.
ReplyDeleteI would like to think that myself and as much as I hate to admit it, Mr. Williams could hang Mullet Man
Let's just get this over with, tiers in no particular order:
Tier 1
Portillio
Lubahn
Williams
Tier 2
Brown
Faust
Chambers
Mazur
Miller
Tier 3
Bear
Butz
Weiss
Where do you guys get this idea that Im slower than all of you? Ok, first of all we are not 18 year old specimens anymore, so forget your soccer hay day Lub. This is 2010, not 1998.
ReplyDeleteAnd what kind of racing are we doing? 40 yard dash or back & forths on a tennis/basketball court? Either way, Id be happy to $100 where my mouth is.
This is childish. And just what I wanted.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember how important it was to be the fastest kid in school?
Oh, and I am positive I could NOT break a 5 second 40.
ReplyDeleteLoser of the race has to burn a Koran and put it on youtube.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Faust came up with the IC Olypmics and voted himself #1 at every category just so he would be "#1 Athlete in the IC"..
ReplyDeleteYou wish that were the case...
ReplyDeleteYou admitted it to me at your wedding,... in one of those I love you bro moments.
ReplyDeleteIntramural fields here we come.
ReplyDeleteBarefoot, tennis shoes, cleats.....let's do this!
Everyone who wants to race can throw into a pool, winner takes all.
7th grade
I may have admitted that I am not the best athlete- but I certainly didn't cheat in any way.
ReplyDeleteThis is really dumb.
ReplyDeleteThe race needs to be specified. I've seen Butz play BBall and think he could handle a shuttle run quite well.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I would lay down money in Bear vs. Lbomb in any distance race.
when's the who's life would you rather have poll?
ReplyDeleteI'm not voting for mine right now. Maybe Mazur...
ReplyDeletelubahn,
ReplyDeleteI've actually beat you in what was probably a 60 yard sprint on Main st. in downtown Fort Worth. This was even after you snaked me at the start.
Thanks Clint. I love my life.
Pretty sure this never happened. I just can't envision you racing out in pulic Michael.
ReplyDeletethis happened> it was at the end of race for the cure. you lost. i won. i know. it hurts.
ReplyDeleterematch tmrw by the tailgate spot, high noon.
ReplyDeleteWhere's pulic?
ReplyDelete