This video came on while I was at a club in Scottsdale for a bachelor party a couple of weeks ago. It made me want to get extreme. The cameo is a nice bonus as well.
NOTE: This club had a half firetruck inside where the DJ played the music. Just FYI.
The follow up was this video.
I thought I was losing my fucking mind.
After this, a man with no upper teeth in the top right quadrant of his mouth asked me to pick out someone for him to fight for me. The conversation went like this (while in line for the urinal):
Toothless Man: Holy shit, how tall are you?
Me: (silence; attempting to ignore; already concerned about the direction of the conversation)
Toothless Man: Seriously, dude?!?!? How tall?
Me: 6'5 (attempting to lighten the mood with humor; he does not respond)
Toothless Man: (now yelling across a man peeing in the middle of us at the urinal wall) I am serious. Go fucking pick a guy out and I will kick his ass for you.
Me: Why?
Toothless Man: Do it! (angry at me for some reason, but wanting to fight for me)
Me: (confused) I am not going to do that.
Toothless Man: How big is your dick?
Me: (shake dick in his direction and leave bathroom)
NOTE: The last part was made up because there was not a good ending to the story.
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I somehow blew up the formatting of the blog with my post. I win.
What happened at the end of the story? Were you in old town? Sounds like they have dumbed it down since I left.
I mean last time I was there, Jenna Jameson's "PussyCat Lounge" (Enrique Cervantes' favourite Scottsdale hotspot) was the classiest place on the strip.
It is a place cleverly called "Firehouse." I am told Jenna's presence has been greatly diminished around the city.
nick-- i can give you a knife. i have knives. plural. i find that a pointy pen is also handy. the uni-ball fine tips are my personal favorite. very little bleeding and very much precision. for when knives are unacceptable... pen. keep one on the collar. i do.
im sorry you had to deal with that rubbish. toothless or not, im sure i never did that to no one, never. never.
never.
the arbitrary-yell-promise-threat-random-beat-down is hard to negotiate. when next this happens, i hope, i really super-xmas-xtreme wish-hope you piss troll blood-venom-stool into someone's mouth or eyes or anus. call me road-hyphen-dog
toofless fucks should know better.
happy thxgvg.
-ghandi
ghandi stamos
Ya, Im not so sure about Scotsdale myself... seems little cartoonish. That video was pretty rad though.
This should be an instant classic:
"the arbitrary-yell-promise-threat-random-beat-down is hard to negotiate. when next this happens, i hope, i really super-xmas-xtreme wish-hope you piss troll blood-venom-stool into someone's mouth or eyes or anus. call me road-hyphen-dog"
Happy Indigenous Holocaust everyone!
nothing like a dead injun.
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