You are a prick. I real dick tug. I will admit to feeling the the same way about the blog recently. I can speak for myself and say that my increased progression into an irreversible deep, dark depression has likely caused less activity on the blog from me. I am trying to not bring you all down with me. I know it is a Cop Out staring Tracy Morgan, but I have been really busy with and other shit. Shit I dont like to do, like work and other adult things that are terrible/involve responsibility. I want to move to Costa Rica and play the bongos with my cock. It isnt too much to ask, is it? It happens there, I am sure. Just a little glimpse into my current mindset. I am been in 3 hotels the past 3 nights in Lebanon, Joplin, and Springfield, MO respectively. You would think I have time at post on this blog at night, but I am too busy binge drinking and sleeping. Is this a dark post? I shaved by balls last night. I guess I could have posted instead.....that is my bad. Speaking of bad, what the fuck is up with the banner this month? This guy wins design awards and then poops this out on us? This is where I project my hostility on others. Take it Faust. Take it and use it as creative motivation. Is everyone ready to get mad in March? March Madness is almost here. Ohio State takes it home this year. That is my pick right now. Has anyone seen the plight of the Cardinals this offeason and in Spring Training? It is the curse of Albert. We didnt resign him and now his aura/soul is going to make us pay. This is going to be a bad season. Very bad. What the fuck is going on with the trip to MN in August? Is it happening? People need to learn how to commit. Fence sitters eventually get impaled. Write that down, I just thought of it. This post seems Miller-ish. I dont have a video to accompany, otherwise I would post that also. What the fuck is going on in Libyia? Those fuckers are maniacs. If I lived there, I would kill myself. Charlie Sheen is pretty weird, huh? "Winning!" Most overused quote of 2011 in the making. St. Louis Mardi Gras is this Saturday. Great time if anyone can make it. You have free lodging with me. I will be drunk and bloody by noon.
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This blog is losing its character.
Where is a random post from Butz, Brown, Brent, Portillo, Mazur, Bear when we need it most?
Please feel free to call me a prick, but the soul of the blog has gone missing.
You are a prick. I real dick tug. I will admit to feeling the the same way about the blog recently. I can speak for myself and say that my increased progression into an irreversible deep, dark depression has likely caused less activity on the blog from me. I am trying to not bring you all down with me. I know it is a Cop Out staring Tracy Morgan, but I have been really busy with and other shit. Shit I dont like to do, like work and other adult things that are terrible/involve responsibility. I want to move to Costa Rica and play the bongos with my cock. It isnt too much to ask, is it? It happens there, I am sure. Just a little glimpse into my current mindset. I am been in 3 hotels the past 3 nights in Lebanon, Joplin, and Springfield, MO respectively. You would think I have time at post on this blog at night, but I am too busy binge drinking and sleeping. Is this a dark post? I shaved by balls last night. I guess I could have posted instead.....that is my bad. Speaking of bad, what the fuck is up with the banner this month? This guy wins design awards and then poops this out on us? This is where I project my hostility on others. Take it Faust. Take it and use it as creative motivation. Is everyone ready to get mad in March? March Madness is almost here. Ohio State takes it home this year. That is my pick right now. Has anyone seen the plight of the Cardinals this offeason and in Spring Training? It is the curse of Albert. We didnt resign him and now his aura/soul is going to make us pay. This is going to be a bad season. Very bad. What the fuck is going on with the trip to MN in August? Is it happening? People need to learn how to commit. Fence sitters eventually get impaled. Write that down, I just thought of it. This post seems Miller-ish. I dont have a video to accompany, otherwise I would post that also. What the fuck is going on in Libyia? Those fuckers are maniacs. If I lived there, I would kill myself. Charlie Sheen is pretty weird, huh? "Winning!" Most overused quote of 2011 in the making. St. Louis Mardi Gras is this Saturday. Great time if anyone can make it. You have free lodging with me. I will be drunk and bloody by noon.
Ahhhh....There it is....drink it in....stream of consciousness, tasty, dripping, cock-bongo-ing, soul.
In spite of Butz'z beautiful sadness, I suddenly feel happier.
Put Butz on the banner Dougie Fauster.
Answer my questions!
Dude is fucking batshit.
I loved your story, Nick.
Thank you for the challenge. I accept.
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