I found out today that my car only has few months to live. I love my 1997 4Runner, but it is time for me to begin to look for my next ride. Pipes has a Jeta, so I think I am going to need to go SUV. I have a big dog and a big ego.
Here are some of my initial thoughts. I would like to hear what you guys thinks.
Toyota 4Runner-
+ My favorite car of all time. Dependable, reliable, and I think I look handsome in it.
- Time for something different?
Subaru Outback
+ Dependable (Subaru's rank 2nd in overall best quality automobile in 2011), Also pretty indie rock
- Potentially too indie rock.
2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee
+ I fucking love the new Jeeps.
- Price Tag
24 comments:
Lesbians and Australian croc hunters drive Subarus. While you are neither, you know what end of the spectrum to which you lean. Go with the 4Runner.
Subaru is a Griswald car.
Get a Jeep, Jeep. Two door off-roading machine.
Or a Jeep Liberty. You will feel free.
if you purchase a subaru, expect to never hear from me again. I don't know what your budget is silver spoon, but the new cherokee's are dirty.
The SBC center is packed with Suburu's when the Silver Stars play. Unless you start scissoring Piper, I suggest you go with the riceburner.
stationwagonguy. findagermanmade.
The Subaru is a joke right? Please say yes.
Go with the new jeep if that's your fav.
No, it's not a joke. I was simply misguided. Like when some of you wore ribbed turtlenecks freshman year.
i dont even remember wearing ribbed condoms.
So you have been re-guided in the last 14 hours? Who misguided you?
Was it the accompanying 'Baby on Board' suction that changed your mind?
I bet you're mad at yourself on the inside right now.
Who here wore ribbed turtlenecks freshman year?
what's wrong with a good german statio wagon? used audi s6 wagon?
No, I am not mad at myself. Sometimes your friends know you better than you know yourself. I was thinking about the Subaru station wagon b/c I thought it might be a nice change of pace. But after lesbian comparisons I thought about it again, and I would truly not be comfortable in that kind of car. It's just not me.
I am a pretty secure individual. Secure enough even to admit when I am wrong.
I guess it depends, this website ranks the Subaru Forester as the #1 ranked Lesbian car - http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/otherfunstuff/tp/LesbianCars.htm
Ellen drives one. This will complete your Halloween costume.
Whatever you get, make sure you load the fuck out of the back windshield with Martha's Vineyard, Wolves, and obscure number bumper stickers.
If you buy a Jeep it will break down....that's what they do
You should consider a Shortbus - It would be creative and that's what you do and there is plenty of headroom.
Pathfinder has been good to us!
a truck is always handy, and there's no shortage of machismo there.
Are you secure enough to admit you're secure?
Get a monster truck and challenge Chambers to inter-highway dominance.
Get a Red Dog 2. That was the greatest truck ever. I used it to try to run over the house on Trail Lake.
Miller and I are connected.
Be afraid.
i had a blue and white dog when i was 14/15, ford tough. so sickure.
Please add this bumper sticker to your repertoire...
http://www.zazzle.com/im_not_gay_i_just_like_rainbows_bumper_sticker-128179377507650970
Set that Suburu off son!
http://toppun.com/Gay/Bumperstickers/Two-Mommies-are-Better-than-One-LESBIAN-PRIDE-BUMPER-STICKER.html
can we all pitch in some costa rican tokens, and ship your old car down south so adub will have something drive/fornicate in?
Dont want a car. We have a good bus transportation system, minus the the few instrances when the bridges break and buses fall into crocodile infested rivers. Oops. We meant to fix that. Hope you can swim.
Speaking of, Miller and I saw several signs about 50 yards in front of bridges that said "Bridge in bad shape" or "Careful on upcoming bridge" or "Likelihood of death on next bridge". Country has had time to install warning signs about bridges, though hasnt fixed them.
Pura vida.
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