confusion.

Some predictions for this round of the playoffs

Did everyone see this dunk yesterday? Oh my poopoo. I think I love to watch Dwyane Wade get humiliated in his hometown by Taj Gibson.

Also, is it just me or did it seem that when the Heat beat the the Celtics, they acted like they'd won the championship? LeBron and DWade hugging, elation, confetti, etc.

I enjoyed watching the Bulls beat the crap out them yesterday and I hope they win the series. I also hope JeBron Lames never wins a title.

Predictions for the next 2 weeks:

* Wade gets a flagrant foul and mildly injures a Bull player, perhaps the great Taj. Four minutes later, Wade's childhood home in southside Chicago is shot at, even though he hasn't lived there for 8 years.

* The Heat start blaming Chris Bosh, even though he scored 30 yesterday. Can't be Bron's or DWade's fault.

* Mike Bibby actually disappears on the court, a la Marty McFly's Back to the Future family photo.

* Derrick Rose dunks on Wade and the Sears Tower falls, only to land on Michael Jordan's United Center statue, which keeps it from hitting the ground. No injuries are reported.

* Joakim Noah tries to eat Mario Chalmers.

Other series:

* Mavs win game 1, it is because they were rested. Mavs lose game 1, "they were rusty". Somewhere both those headlines have already been written with fake quotes waiting to be published.

* Ibaka hurts his hand slapping the JumboTron on a jumpball. Cuban asks for him to be fined.

* DeShawn Stevenson begins celebrating 3-pointers made in warm-ups.

* Russell Westbrook records 4 assists/game to himself.

* Everybody on Earth talks about TX-Oklahoma Red River Shootout Part Deux. Yeeehaw!!

* James Hardin announces that he is actually a gay fish.

* Kendrick Perkins gets two fouls at halftime, putting Dallas in a one-in-one situation before the second half begins.

* Jason Kidd named GQ's Weirdest Looking Man Alive contest.

I love the NBA.

poignant.


http://pulitzercenter.org/articles/bin-laden-dead-al-qaeda-impact-afghanistan

I love In-N-Out Burger as much as the next guy, but this video looks like it was directed by the sick mind of Michael Mazur.  If you're in a hurry please jump to the :58 mark.

10 days - The "average ex-user is down to encountering less than two crave episodes per day, each less than 3 minutes.

Congrats AC, keep it up.

"Tyson Chandler is a the second best center in the NBA." -Adam Faust

Are the Mavs the favorites for the NBA Title?
Obviously, I am not the fairest judge of how good the Mavs really are- but I think this is the best team in this mediocre franchises history.  I'd love to hear how others feel about the Mavericks dismantling of the champs, and their chances going forward.

This might be the best video on YouTube, Happy Friday IC

motivation.

Hey Fools,

It is day 2 of smoke free Faust.  It is actually pretty fucking miserable.  I thought I was being a pussy, but I smoke a lot and I am pretty sure my body is going through withdrawals.  I want to fucking slap the shit out of any one who looks at me cross.  Any way, I just read a blog advising me to share my cravings and weakness with my friends.  I feel like the more people I share it with the less chance I will fail.

I need to be held accountable.  I need support as well.  I feel like I sound like a puss writing all of this stuff, but I don't care, it's time to quit for good.

Peace.

I dont have US cable television but stumbled upon the White House correspondents speech the other night in a hotel and loved every second of it. For about 45 minutes, I felt like an American again. Ahhh. It was nice. I forgot how much I missed decent sarcasm.

Say what you will about Barry Obama, but, forget economic policy, name me another President that has the comedic timing and self-ease as this man.

Seth Meyers's bit was pretty funny too.

Oh and I think Osama Bin Laden is dead.

The LA Times is reporting that OJ Simpson did it.