Eye Think...
In honor of DeShawn Stevenson's increasingly cliched 3-point celebration, eye present the following.Eye think... Game 4 is the biggest game in Mavs franchise history
Eye think... Game 3 already was
Eye think... Dirk Nowitzki is currently the best player in the NBA
Eye think... He will never be remembered as an all-time great if the Mavs don't win this series
Eye think... Dwayne Wade is too good too hate, and eye would like to hate him
Eye think... JeBron Lames isn't as good as he thinks, and is therefore highly hateable
Eye think... The Mavs have adopted the US national soccer team's approach to fall behind early, make cool comebacks later
Eye think... that stategy often falls short
Eye think... The key to the Mavs success depends Shawn Marion and Peja Stoijavajcicjic, who apparently decided to go back to Serbia after lighting up LA
Eye think... Mario Chalmers is a nice player
Eye think... Chris Bosh is a Jaberwocky
Eye think... that my polite removal from a Nicaraguan restaurant after punching a chair at the end of game 3 was justified
Eye think... Nicaragua should change the nation's name to "Everything costs a dollar"
Eye think... Eye'm going to bed and will pray for the Mavs, as well as poor people and Marc Miller
6 comments:
eye think dionysus wept because no haircut was enforced.
Well done, Adam.
The Mavs might have more former fringe superstars than any team ever assembled.
Lebron James is better than Dwayne Wade.
I will leave you with 2 questions, one of which has been asked repeatedly with no answer:
1) where the fuck did the Kummer blog link go
2) where is Dirk on the all time list of players
So.....you're a Mavs fan now?!
Jason Terry has a mouth on him.
Eye think this is a post of the year nominee (not that we have an award ceremony- but we should)
Because of the intensity and my unhealthy concern for these Mavericks I do not even enjoy watching these playoff games. During last night's 4th quarter I thought I was going to pass out.
It was a crazy game last night. Dirk sick, LeBron f'ing terrible and non-existent, DeShawn Stevenson chucking up 3s with less than 2 minutes left in the 4th and somehow, on the final play of the game, the impeccable DWade can't receive an inbounds pass. The entire 2nd half was bizarre.
Also Butz, LeBroke was 3-11 with 8 points, "the first time in his last 434 games, regular-season and playoffs, when he scored less than 10 points. And only the ninth time that happened in his 717-game career."
Glad to see the King stepped up for the always unimportant Game 4 of the NBA Finals.
I only hope he stays rattled and void of confidence.
As for Wade, who even breast-fed a sickly boy during a timeout, he was 13-20 with 32 points, including the play when he blocked T-Chandler and 3 seconds later made a twisting layup on the other end between 12 players. Yes. 12.
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