Man I love Central America
Nicaragua would welcome Libya's Gaddafi: Presidential aide
Nicaragua would offer political asylum to Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, though no asylum request has been made, an aide to the Central American country's president said on Tuesday.
'If someone were to request asylum we would have to give a positive answer because (Nicaraguan) people were granted asylum when people were being murdered by (Nicaragua's Anasatasio) Somoza dictatorship,' Bayardo Arce, President Daniel Ortega's adviser for economic affairs, told reporters.
Mr Arce did not mention the Libyan leader by name, and said it was not clear how Gaddafi might be moved to Nicaragua in a theoretical asylum request because Managua does not have an embassy in Tripoli.
Local media have speculated Gaddafi might consider exile in Nicaragua because Mr Ortega has been a vocal supporter of the Libyan leader, recently calling him a 'brother' and 'friend.' Mr Ortega once was a leftist rebel who fought against the Somoza dictatorship, which ended in 1979.
11 comments:
Poop in your faces.
I would like to party with Gaddafi. He looks fun to me....much cooler in his dark sunglasses, though. I would be all "Hey Gaddafi, remember when you bought part of the soccer team Juventus that I think you still own? That was cool." He would be all like, "Yeah, I do. Fuck 'dem ho's. Shake 'dem haters off." And then I would be all like "you da man, Gaddafi. You da man."
Gold from Nick Butz.
Did you know that Nick Butz boxes? Since he told me I have wanted to get into boxing. But, I am scared I will end up like Hillary Swank.
Boxing caused me to have shoulder surgery 2 weeks ago. I am in a sling and in significant paint. In short, I do not reccomend shoulder surgery.
hang on. lets think back to a foggy night a few months ago. you arm wrestled a stranger twice, lost twice, pulled down your pants once (ass out), jumped on the arm wrestling table (all takes place in a public restaurant), body slammed your shoulder into table, shattered a glass, cut people with glass. dry heaved on the way home due to pain. next day the right side of your body didn't work. might this have had something to do with it?
i'd also like to add that after i beat the guy in arm wrestling i called him a pussy. we then head butted each other, which i followed with attempting to kiss him. it was one of the better summer nights here in ft. worth.
His name was Gary. People named Gary fuck. Hard. Truth.
I think I'd like more details on this seemingly amazing story. Also, Butz seems to get hurt a lot, ie New Mexico snowboarding elbow disease resulted in day on couch only to be woken up by Lubahn-Bear Cheeks fiasco.
Discuss.
I dont remember that
I am the product of a teen pregnancy, so my body is fragile. I would say I have about 25 years left to live. Tops.
Are you planning on spawning and passing those genes along?
this is funny.
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