Please submit your headline for the weirdest story ever:
In “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin,” Joe McGinniss’ soon-to-be-published book for former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate, one tidbit, passed along by the National Enquirer, concerns former NBA player Glen Rice.
Palin, according to the book, had a fling thing with Rice in 1987, while he was in college and she was a sports reporter fresh out of college and working at KTUU in Alaska. Rice was a junior at the University of Michigan at the time and their one-night stand occurred while he and the Wolverines were playing in the Great Alaska Shootout. Less than a year afterward, Palin, hockey mom and former basketball player (she used this memorable hoops analogy in 2009), married her husband Todd.
Here are mine:
"One Steamy Night with Rice,"
" Rice, Rice, Baby."
"Rice hits from Downtown, Anchorage."
11 comments:
"Sarah's Rice is Black!"
....eehhh...
"Sarah's Rice"
"It Palins me to say this, but I fucked Glen Rice"
Nice job fellas.
"Rice hits from downtown Anchorage" is pretty on the money.
The black rice bit is good too. Williams, isn't this what you do for a living?
Headlines are tough.
palin + rice = yeast infection.
palins rice fettish is a bloody mess.
sarah sticks to glenn like white on rice.
palin finds a new vice, it's rice.
I had actually copied this story and planned to post it when I came to the blog. Wavelengths connected? Or internet victims?
Did you see the video of Palin as a sports reporter?
http://deadspin.com/5840280/heres-sarah-palin-reporting-on-glen-rices-michigan-team-three-months-after-they-allegedly-humped
Headlines:
* Rice 'a Bone-me
* You Betcha I fucked Glen Rice!
* White on Rice
* Black Snake Alaskan Moan
* Vote for me! Rice fucked me!
Could go all day with this one. 52 bananas says Palin sues the author.
This is my favorite, "You Betcha I fucked Glen Rice!"
"Rice 'a Bone Me" was just stolen from this blog and is now on TMZ's homepage.
I believed you and went to TMZ. Then I got scared and sad. What a weird site. Pictures of Sean Penn crying and Halle Berry's kids. TMZers go to Hell I think.
I have never been, and I agree that TMZ is like the 4th or 5th layer of hell.
I would absolutely swerve to hit the little pin headed douche that leads that show.
You also used to say that you would run that girl Mimi over with your car.
I'd like to see a Lubahn "would run-over in his Camry" list.
* Mimi
* Guy from TMZ
* David Potter
- please add ...
My Title:
"Wild Rice"
BTW - Was walking down the street bout 3 weeks ago and saw "Harvey" the main TMZ guy driving by in a top down two door Mercedes with a big fucking frown on his face.
But don't judge people like Sarah for this action. We don't know the truth about it.
Maybe she's color blind?
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