Highlights:
* Miller and I biggest people to pass through Andean region since conquistadores
* In a robbery attempt, several small Incans swarmed Miller and tried to clean out his pockets. One tiny Andean spit on his ear/neck. So, within 24 hours of arrival, a Colombian spit on Miller.
* Went into a bar last night on a whim. Didnt pick up on the "Flower Power" promos outside. Walked in to see three topless men dancing, a DJ just in jean shorts, and about 150 sweating men dancing to techno. We left and asked for a refund of the cover fee, which to our surprise, was granted.
* Colombian women. They dont seem to make sense. Stunning porcelain dolls just casually traipsing through the city streets.
Next up, the Amazon.
3 comments:
Stunning porcelain dolls? I don't buy it.
Prove it.
Miller, do not engage in an agreement with Adam whereby he is to ship you any goods/priceless memories back to the US. It is a futile pact, highlighted by sadness and gloom.
I cannot be blamed for the failure of the Costa Rican postal system, nor for your monumental cowardice in deciding to leave behind everything that looked, smelled or might be considered Cuban merchandise.
I assure you the delivery, though all goods will smell like spilled Havana Club rum and will likely arrive sometime within two Mayan calendar years.
I did tell Miller today about the Cuban rent-a-car stories and how the vendor told us that the car roof was dented due to prostitutes having sex upon it. You might not have your goods, but treasure the memories.
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