Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Obama:
"Alright, will now take the next question from Bloomberg News."
 
"Thanks Mr. President. My friend Brent wants to know how the legalization of "Dirty Irty" has impacted the country and if you think more states, namely Texas, are soon to follow Washington and Colorado's example?"


"Is he the one that used to get high and go to Home Depot at like 11 in the morning?"
"Yes, Mr. President. That's him. I think he still does that."

 
"Tell him to be careful with that stuff. If he goes back to Texas and legislation is passed that allows for the possession of Dirty Irty, he could end up like this":


 
"Or worse even, like this":
 
 
 
"Thank you sir. You can count on me to relay the message."

6 comments:

L said...

hahaha....i do believe this will make consideration for 2013 post of the year awards

Faust said...

I second that emotion. Well done.

The Bear said...

Haha, well done Williams. Definitely post of the year thus far... That guy with the marker on his face is so dumb.

marcspoke said...

left my wallet in popayan

Adam said...

Miller's pic with joint in mouth was taken in Cali, Colombia. He was being told to sit still in that pose while a knife-wielding teenaged boy drew a caricature of him, which I purchased for $6. Our random collection of weed-dealing Colombian friends called Miller "Pop-ehhh-yeeh", or in English, Popeye.

Drugs make memories. Fact.

marcspoke said...

just tryin to hack out an existence in this hell hole called marc.