This is everything I want to say to anyone that complains about air travel and that idiotic, superfluous question of ''How was your flight?" which I will hear 12 times in the next two weeks. The answer to that question should always be: "Well, I was transported through the air on a magic flying machine that is far beyond my levels of comprehension and I arrived in another city/country in a matter of hours, so I guess it wasn't that f'king bad that I had to wait 13 minutes in the security line."

Airports should play this clip on loop to remind us what assholes we are.

Louis CK for President.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/1myllo/stand-up-louis-ck--the-miracle-of-flight