You're damn right I murdered out the wife's Tahoe.

Joke is over guys. Give me my wheels and tires back.

                           israeli baby!!!! welcome to erf marlowe lily!

You win $100 million. But, it is nationally televised and u cant donate any of the money. Would you take the money?

I say no.

Recent winner Adrian Bayford, 43, who won £149 million in August 2012, split from his wife of nine years just 15 months after claiming the EuroMillions jackpot.

Now he is reportedly planning to marry a stable girl, Samantha Burridge, who is 16 years his junior, after knowing her for just six weeks.

for you lubrahn (see what i did there bras?)

Fuck Team North

If you are down with Team North, fuck you too

so much for glasnost http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/07/world/europe/russia-quietly-tightens-reins-on-web-with-bloggers-law.html?_r=0

Interesting article for all you futball fans

http://www.economist.com/news/britain/21601540-premier-league-football-clubs-are-destroying-their-roots-they-grow-worlds-game-not On a related note, I would like to know what Williams is doing with his plethora of World Cup tickets. Looking for an update.

This Is How We Do It!

20 Polo Shirts to Consider This Spring

http://www.esquire.com/_mobile/blogs/mens-fashion/polo-shirts-2014?src=nl&mag=esq&list=nl_enl_fsh_non_050314_polo-shirts

happy monday!

truck's on fire bra

fifa la vida!

afr.. i cant see shit

arabs.. lookin for chai boys to bang

world cup fever! dengue in rio '14!

chai tea?.. tai chi?

lots of vodka drinkin goin on

Donetsk - Violent Clashes - April 28th: http://youtu.be/XPyY9eXW4o8

HOW TO DRINK ALL NIGHT WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK

Jim Koch knows beer. He also knows a beer trick that may change your life.

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/how-not-to-get-drunk?src=nl#comments

Anybody try this?  I found it intriguing.

faust referred to himself as don draper once, in some far away land.. http://www.wired.com/2014/04/what-would-don-draper-make-with-a-3d-printer/

Week 1 Results: Bear and Brian tried their best to tie.

The entire South Division is yet to make a roster move.

Mexico looks fun.

This picture was taken last night. Adam appears to be acclimating well.

Well fellas, looks like I will be able to lead the life of a normal human being...Quit my job this week. Headed to a company called Rosetta Resources to work on their mergers and acquisitions team. Job starts May 1st and will be doing some traveling in the meantime but if anyone is keen to do stuff (cow tipping, throw stuff off a bridge, talk about how skinny we used to be, drink fortuitously, etc.), let me know. I'm also interested in trying out this thing the kids call "happy hours."

Pretty Nice Career for ol' Timmy D.

OOOOH PAHHHRTY 2NIIIITE!!

This posted by one of kids I used to teach in Memphis (homeboy on the right). If we were all to attend this crazy fk'in party, which one of us would be:

A) Most Terrified
B) Most Likely to Get In A Fight
C) Most Likely to Hook Up with A Black Mama
D) Most Likely to Say Something Racist
E) Most Likely to Request A Song By DJ L.O.P


* I answered Lubahn to all 5 questions

So Jess just told me an interesting story about the writer of iron man movie and Jess's dad's No Heroes book...he called him about his book and how it inspired him while writing the screen play, which writers are trying to make no heroes into a tv show, and he wrote a character into the screen play. Think of the movie based on Jess's maiden name Coulson. He also asked him to send the second book Jess's dad was writing or did write and said maybe he could help with current tv pilot efforts or work with her dad in the future

That's a venti Starbucks.

I really like this page on the internet.

 

IC in HTown (minus AC)

LinkedIn

Do you think LinkedIn is good for anything? 

 linkedin.com/in/brentlubahn

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Children Afraid of Dogs

I am always annoyed when I hear of kids, 8 - 18 yrs old, who are afraid of dogs. Just recently one of Jack's buddies and a potential babysitter, didn't get the job, have been afraid of big dogs. Unless you have been attacked I'd like you to get over it.

Lee's giving Lubahn a run for his money.

Williams is now goth

Williams is goth.
Eye liner, sleeveless anarchy shirt, doc martin's with red shoelaces , pierced cheek , self mutilated forearm scars, totes a jansport backpack with "cannibal corpse" written on it in white out, plays asian video games, has grown a pony tail, talks like he's batman, jacks off to jaba the hut, walks around with a sword, tells people he can levitate, french kisses human sized dolls, baths with the tarantulas of WestlLowden and sleeps in the crawl space of Vega.

Just wanted yall to know

This is the sickest battle I have ever witnessed. Worldstarhiphop.com

So, now we know what Clint's been up to....

Quote of the Week

You heard it here first.

Brett Smith will be the best QB in this class.

And I know Wyoming football.

Poppy is 1.

She's gets her fussiness from her father.

Thought this was pretty good.

http://redalertpolitics.com/2014/02/02/watch-snl-gives-28-reasons-to-hug-a-black-guy-and-27-are-slavery/

a couple observations

Anthony keidas has found the fountain of youth.
Pam oliver smokes club drugs.

Two minutes of DJ B-Dub snow flowing with a climax

Can the blog be Saved?

I think so.

El Peji

When no one was looking, our friend Adam David Williams, started a site that now has thousands of visits per day and will  reach 1 million visits in the first four months of its existence.

http://elpeji.com/

The Real Richard Sherman Audio

Sherman touts Texas Tamales from 5 + 8 on Vimeo.

This is everything I want to say to anyone that complains about air travel and that idiotic, superfluous question of ''How was your flight?" which I will hear 12 times in the next two weeks. The answer to that question should always be: "Well, I was transported through the air on a magic flying machine that is far beyond my levels of comprehension and I arrived in another city/country in a matter of hours, so I guess it wasn't that f'king bad that I had to wait 13 minutes in the security line."

Airports should play this clip on loop to remind us what assholes we are.

Louis CK for President.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/1myllo/stand-up-louis-ck--the-miracle-of-flight

LinkedIn Request

This might disappoint some of you...

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it sounds like our favorite song doesn't really have as much meaning as we thought it did.  http://www.jasonpearce.com/blog/2006/07/03/pulling-the-magic-carpet-out-from-under-our-members/

Very Incongnito

Williams and I have tickets to three World Cup games in Brazil. A party is about to break out.

Yao and Mugsy on a Shanghai balcony. A party is about to break out.

I know its a video (vid-joe) but I haven't spoken for some time now. This is also for Mazur and his undyiing love for Weezy! Viva la blog!

Riddle Me This Riddle Me That

Can you figure it out:

MRC = 1C

MRC + LMC = 2C

MRC + LMC + JLC = 4C

Hint:  I rarely post so it probably isn't important.

C

Today, I am man (sort of).

I awoke this morning to this debacle.  I had to ask myself, "Can I change a tire?"  The answer is? 

Sort of.

With a little help from the manual and a 130 year old neighbor who crumbled over, I changed my tire this morning.

Is this anything for a man to brag about?

Certainly Not. 

Is it something a graphic designer and wearer of questionably-rolled-up-jeans IS proud of?

You're damn right I am.  

Friday Night Cocktails - 10/11

We are opening the doors to our casa next Friday night for anyone who is in town. Come over and grabs some drinks!

1305 Ashmore Drive Keller, TX 76248

Crossfit has been really great for Mazur

 

poll question: cook at home or eat cooked food out (like, make a friend cook or pay someone for preparing/cooking your food)?

IC Funny Or Die
We post enough videos on here, seems like we should have our own version of Funny Or Die.
First round opponents:
Fox vs Joe

Video 1:

Video 2

Which is Funny, Which Should Die? 

At lease we aren't dealing with this...

I dont care that we are suppose to root for UT against non-conf opponents now that we are in the Big 12...  Them getting spanked to BYU on Saturday night was flat-out hilarious.

GO FROGS!

Yall ready for some deep meaning full football?

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Lurnin Ingrish

Someone started an English pronunciation Youtube channel to teach people how to correctly say certain words. It was then spoofed by a genius.

Adios to Hell Boy: Plastic Surgery Chronicles

In response to the poll question posed by resident muse Merc Mueller, I come to the blog with a confession: I had plastic surgery. On Wednesday, August 31, I had horn reconstructive surgery. The bulbous fatty tumor horn that sprouted from my head circa 2003 was numbed and removed from my glistening forehead. I also had an additional cyst removed from my leg that was a bi-product of a cleating during my days as the IC's lone Division I athlete (wink). I now have the remnants in a jar next to my trophy case.

I attempted to have both leg and head horns removed on several occasions while living in the US, though was always told the procedure was unnecessary, would be considered plastic surgery and would not be covered by an insurance provider. Costa Rican doctors, however, charge only 7 bananas for such an operation.

I am now hornless and powerless, though strikingly more handsome. Hell Boy is dead.

proof

Rick "Job Loss" Ross

North Carolina Pastor Fired for Attending Rick Ross Concert

 26-year-old Pastor Rodney Wills was fired from his position at a North Carolina church after he was spotted at a  Rick Ross concert.

Wills was a pastor at Mt. Salem Baptist Church in North Carolina for almost four years when he was unexpectedly fired.

The deacon board voted 11 to 3 when they met to vote whether Wills should keep his job or not.

Wills was unaware of his firing until he showed up to the church and he noticed his parking sign had been removed from his usual spot.

A representative from the church said he was fired immediately because it was not his first offense. Wills attended a Lil’ Wayne concert 9 months ago that he was reprimanded for.

One of the Deacons, Deacon Miles Langley, released a statement about the firing that reads, “We cannot have our leader supporting people of this world who are tearing down the kingdom of God,” reports the Guardian Express.

http://blackamericaweb.com/154443/north-carolina-pastor-fired-for-attending-rick-ross-concert/

Proof Bitches

Jeter's New Intro Music:

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/derek-jeter-at-bat-songs/n39805/

Rude Barb

This video has been rated "M" for Mazur.

If Kevin Dalrymple were assigned to coach men's professional soccer:

TROUBLE'S COMIN'