I dont have US cable television but stumbled upon the White House correspondents speech the other night in a hotel and loved every second of it. For about 45 minutes, I felt like an American again. Ahhh. It was nice. I forgot how much I missed decent sarcasm.

Say what you will about Barry Obama, but, forget economic policy, name me another President that has the comedic timing and self-ease as this man.

Seth Meyers's bit was pretty funny too.

Oh and I think Osama Bin Laden is dead.

The LA Times is reporting that OJ Simpson did it.

saxy.

chopped and screwed.

Coming to a Lake House near you.

The decadence begins Friday at noon.

Happy Easter IC! He is risen! Here is an ode to Miracles and the "IC....P"

big dubs.

Dear IC, I would like to cordially invite you all to LouFest this summer in St. Louis. It is held in Forest Park, which is about 2 blocks from my dojo. This is not some lame MN camping invite that turns to vapor, but instead a true event that will live in our hearts and minds for years to come. It is a two day event August 27-28 and is only $64 for a 2 day pass. Come, join me, won't you? Lineup includes:

THE ROOTS + TV ON THE RADIO
CAT POWER + DEERHUNTER + !!!
THE HOLD STEADY + SURFER BLOOD
DOM + DAS RACIST + THE LOW ANTHEM + KINGS GO FORTH
LOST IN THE TREES + UME + SLEEPY SUN + TROUBADOUR DALI
JUMBLING TOWERS + OLD LIGHTS + JON HARDY & THE PUBLIC

NOTE: If you dont come, you are a homo.

So, there is talk that the Bengals like Dalton at the top of the 2nd round. With Carson Palmer saying he will never play another snap for the Bengals, there is a good chance Andy could be under center when this lockout ends. The question is whether that locker room will be accepting of a right wing, Christian, ginger. I am going to guess it isnt the best fit. Thoughts?

yoyo walks buck.

steve jobs' crew.

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I like this Aloe Blacc song more. It resonates with me and I find it more appropriate for the situation.

we should probably describe one another's facial hair characteristics.

stay fit.

ADAM FAUST IS TURNING 30 ON LAKE LBJ This shit is for real. This is not an unperforming trip to Minnesota in August, this is a real trip and there will be a real party.... Faust and I broke down the invitation list last night, it was a long and grueling process, but we somehow managed to narrow it down to the following people: ADub, MilHouse, ChameBone, Browntown, Snake, Creepy Lee, Bear, BDub, Butz, Mazzzzur, and of course the birthday boy himself, AC. You need to make this happen! Put all your plans aside and live for God's Sake! Forget about how much it sets you back and start thinking about how much it will set you forth. Alcohol? - Ya we got that. Cigarettes? - Already ordered a carton. Women? - You know how we role. Up Hill Soccer? - Ill trip your cracker ass to the grass. NBA Playoffs? - We'll pimp that shit outside down at the new boathouse! April 29-May 1, see you there!

dark humor.



happy friday!!!

OPENING DAY IS HERE!!!!!!

Holy Fuck! I could totes see Portillo rocking these bad boys with bird poop shirt.

Rosebud?

I went to Espn.com today, which is an internet website that dubs itself the "worldwide leader in sports", and looked at the NBA standings.

I have to admit I WOL'ed (wowed out loud) to see that the Chicago Bulls are in first place in the East. If they win 7 of their last 10 they will win 60 games. How on Earth has this happened? Is Derrick Rose the best player in the National Basketball Association? If so, that is awesome. I bet it would be fun to be in Chicago right now. Costa Rica doesn't have much of a basketball league.

What is going to happen in the playoffs? Predictions? Kevin, do you think the Mavericks will win it all? You sent me an email a few weeks ago telling me that you thought that would happen.