The Inner Circle

Sunday, March 18, 2012

urinal three. if the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

if i hadn't pissed it all away,
if i'd been given one more word to say,
i wouldn't ask for what i want,
i wouldn't boast or brag or flaunt,
i'd give you that which you deserve, i'd apologize though it'd never be heard,
it'd be just another word,
terse and callous,
lost in your poison chalice...

more. haha. mo. i love you so.

Watch "Martin Solveig & Dragonette - Hello (Official Music Video) [HD]" on YouTube

more nothing.

Watch "Steve Angello & Laidback Luke feat. Robin S - Show Me Love (Official video)" on YouTube

disavow.

y'all better become ril familiar with this word... and im not here, im just am illusion, just a lost conclusion. keep it ril, or ima kill your mom.

it's not a urinal, but where's waldo?

ncaa tourney

did lehigh beat duke?

yes.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Random thoughts from a recent visit to Mexico

• Mexicans can weave anything into a bracelet in 4 minutes

• Who the fuck buys a hammock from a beach vendor…….just what I was looking for…a FUCKING backyard hammock

• You will run into Canadians and they will use the word “ay” at least 9 different ways, pay attention

• Tequila bars are open at most hotels 24 hours/day which led to my immediate thought of Mazur crowning himself king of the tequila stand shouting profanities at every passerbyer

• The drinks are free the entire time at an all-inclusive, they will not run out, slow down or you do black out before supper

• Paloma – A beautifully refreshing tequila drink that is very addictive

• Being at a place where you are in a bathing suit 10 hours/day you realize a few things:
1 -Legitimate fat people just don’t give a fuck about being fat
2 -How can old women not feel that breeze between that 3 inch gap in the bottom of there suit
3 -Big boobs are a gift, a well worn thong is magical

• When vacationing taking local transportation is the only way to go

• DO NOT under any circumstances accept free tequila from the old woman under the bridge

• Ray Mysterio masks can be purchased in 13 sizes and 56 different colors

• Silent farts are still stinky even on a beautiful beach

• For an extra $20 you can play with baby tigers……um YES PLEASE
*Just sign on this line, don’t worry about what the 3 previous pages of documentation, in Spanish. I’m sure you are in good hands and that this activity is insured

• Why does this handcrafted wooden bowl that I just demanded you to throw in with my children’s “vacation gift” not have a filter hole….WTF man!