PANAMA CITY BEACH — A man suspected of taking “bath salts” went on a rampage outside a restaurant early Wednesday, pulling 30 feet of guardrail from its moorings, toppling a life size statue of Elvis Presley and telling police he was “God’s chosen one” before fighting them, according to police.
Ryan Michael Shropshire, 20, of Santa Rosa Beach, was not arrested easily on charges of criminal mischief and resisting an officer without violence. Pepper spray and a stun gun didn’t have any effect on him, and it took six police officers to get in him into handcuffs and leg restraints, according to arrest reports.
Those reports give the following account:
Panama City Beach Police came across Shropshire just before 5 a.m. Wednesday sitting the parking lot of a business near the All American Diner, where a 30-foot section of guardrail had been pulled out of a concrete entrance ramp. Another guardrail was merely bent. The support cable holding a life size statue of the King had been pulled off, and Elvis’ torso had ripped from his legs.
The damage is estimated at more than $1,000.
After getting that out of his system, Shropshire walked to a nearby Purple Haze and sat down in the parking lot. When an officer approached him, he jumped to his feet, began screaming violently about being “God’s chosen one,” and challenging the officer to follow through with a warning to Tase him.
Shropshire, who is 5’10” and weighs 200 pounds, according to the report, would not be restrained despite several ultimately unsuccessful takedown techniques employed by the first responding officer. With the help of five other officers, Shropshire was finally subdued, except for his head, which he continued to bang on the ground.
He was suspected of being under the influence of a controlled substance — police believe he was using a synthetic drug commonly referred to as bath salts, said Chief Drew Whitman — so he was taken to the hospital for treatment before he was booked into the Bay County Jail on charges of criminal mischief and resisting an officer without violence.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Friday, June 08, 2012
Monday, June 04, 2012
From the people who brought us Wet Hot American Summer...
http://screen.yahoo.com/burning-love/
Its pretty funny, right Williams? I guess you might have to watch the bachelor to understand... Lubahn knows what Im talking about. Speaking of The Bachelor, y'all remember Wolfner? - http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette/bio/john/965112
http://screen.yahoo.com/burning-love/
Its pretty funny, right Williams? I guess you might have to watch the bachelor to understand... Lubahn knows what Im talking about. Speaking of The Bachelor, y'all remember Wolfner? - http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette/bio/john/965112
Sunday, June 03, 2012
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
The Omen
On my run this morning a crow flew into the back of my head and scared the every living shit out of me. It also kinda hurt. Fuck crows. I'm happy I never saw their movie.
From some internet source:
Every year starting in end of May to the end of June is when the new babies are born and crows will regularly and actively attack anything that gets close to its nesting area.
From some internet source:
Every year starting in end of May to the end of June is when the new babies are born and crows will regularly and actively attack anything that gets close to its nesting area.
Monday, May 28, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
Bring Your High Tops
Because this shit is going to go down on the morning of June 15th (maybe 16th). Yes, that's right, those are glass backboards and a freshly paved court just 1/4 mile down from the lake house. This could be 4-4 or possibly 5-5, but either way we are playing full court up your butt. San Antonio vs. Dallas maybe???
This is just one of many activities that we will be competing against in the 2012 IC Olympics. Others might include Bocce Ball, Darts, Pinball Wizard, Foosball, Golf (9-hole par 3 coarse - nothing long and crazy), Super Mario Cart, and of course a variety of water sports.
And please go ahead and request off for Friday June 15th. There are people flying in across the country and even Costa Rica for this trip, so please plan accordingly. This is not just a weekend, it's a vacation.
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
Monday, May 07, 2012
Friday, May 04, 2012
Thursday, May 03, 2012
Do the Mavs have a chance?
About 95% of teams up 2-0 go on to win series. Only 14 teams have overcome that deficit.
Can the Mavs?
Maybe. Should have taken 1 game in OKCrappy. Missed a couple of killshots/nail-in-coffin opportunities in final minutes and squandered leads. Kidd missed open 3ptr up 7 with 2mins left in gm1; Dirk missed open 3ptr to go up 4 with 1min left in game 2.
Should the Mavs lose, I don't think OKChitty is a legit contender. Why? OKrap finished last in the league in assists/game. Last. Charlotte had more assists/game and they only scored 31 points all season.
Spurs can beat them. Lakers too. Maybe even Memphis.
West still seems wide open. Will be fun to watch. Spurs look great. Bynum is animalian.
East sucks, and my most wishful thinking Round 2 prediction is that Indiana beats Miami.
Spurs can beat them. Lakers too. Maybe even Memphis.
West still seems wide open. Will be fun to watch. Spurs look great. Bynum is animalian.
East sucks, and my most wishful thinking Round 2 prediction is that Indiana beats Miami.
Go Pacers!
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
World's Worst Airline Award
Told myself I'd never fly Spirit Airlines again, though they had cheap and quick connecting flights from CR to Chicago. Worst airline in world. One flight canceled, no apologies/refunds. Everyone that works there is dumb, rude. Worst business model I've ever seen. I want nothing more than for this airline to bankrupt. Please warn others.
Here are recent ads from Spirit Airlines. First one ran after BP oil spill in Gulf.
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