The Real Richard Sherman Audio

Sherman touts Texas Tamales from 5 + 8 on Vimeo.

This is everything I want to say to anyone that complains about air travel and that idiotic, superfluous question of ''How was your flight?" which I will hear 12 times in the next two weeks. The answer to that question should always be: "Well, I was transported through the air on a magic flying machine that is far beyond my levels of comprehension and I arrived in another city/country in a matter of hours, so I guess it wasn't that f'king bad that I had to wait 13 minutes in the security line."

Airports should play this clip on loop to remind us what assholes we are.

Louis CK for President.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/1myllo/stand-up-louis-ck--the-miracle-of-flight

LinkedIn Request

This might disappoint some of you...

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it sounds like our favorite song doesn't really have as much meaning as we thought it did.  http://www.jasonpearce.com/blog/2006/07/03/pulling-the-magic-carpet-out-from-under-our-members/

Very Incongnito

Williams and I have tickets to three World Cup games in Brazil. A party is about to break out.

Yao and Mugsy on a Shanghai balcony. A party is about to break out.

I know its a video (vid-joe) but I haven't spoken for some time now. This is also for Mazur and his undyiing love for Weezy! Viva la blog!

Riddle Me This Riddle Me That

Can you figure it out:

MRC = 1C

MRC + LMC = 2C

MRC + LMC + JLC = 4C

Hint:  I rarely post so it probably isn't important.

C

Today, I am man (sort of).

I awoke this morning to this debacle.  I had to ask myself, "Can I change a tire?"  The answer is? 

Sort of.

With a little help from the manual and a 130 year old neighbor who crumbled over, I changed my tire this morning.

Is this anything for a man to brag about?

Certainly Not. 

Is it something a graphic designer and wearer of questionably-rolled-up-jeans IS proud of?

You're damn right I am.  

Friday Night Cocktails - 10/11

We are opening the doors to our casa next Friday night for anyone who is in town. Come over and grabs some drinks!

1305 Ashmore Drive Keller, TX 76248

Crossfit has been really great for Mazur

 

poll question: cook at home or eat cooked food out (like, make a friend cook or pay someone for preparing/cooking your food)?

IC Funny Or Die
We post enough videos on here, seems like we should have our own version of Funny Or Die.
First round opponents:
Fox vs Joe

Video 1:

Video 2

Which is Funny, Which Should Die? 

At lease we aren't dealing with this...

I dont care that we are suppose to root for UT against non-conf opponents now that we are in the Big 12...  Them getting spanked to BYU on Saturday night was flat-out hilarious.

GO FROGS!

Yall ready for some deep meaning full football?

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Lurnin Ingrish

Someone started an English pronunciation Youtube channel to teach people how to correctly say certain words. It was then spoofed by a genius.

Adios to Hell Boy: Plastic Surgery Chronicles

In response to the poll question posed by resident muse Merc Mueller, I come to the blog with a confession: I had plastic surgery. On Wednesday, August 31, I had horn reconstructive surgery. The bulbous fatty tumor horn that sprouted from my head circa 2003 was numbed and removed from my glistening forehead. I also had an additional cyst removed from my leg that was a bi-product of a cleating during my days as the IC's lone Division I athlete (wink). I now have the remnants in a jar next to my trophy case.

I attempted to have both leg and head horns removed on several occasions while living in the US, though was always told the procedure was unnecessary, would be considered plastic surgery and would not be covered by an insurance provider. Costa Rican doctors, however, charge only 7 bananas for such an operation.

I am now hornless and powerless, though strikingly more handsome. Hell Boy is dead.