Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Tuesday, February 03, 2015
Friday, January 30, 2015
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Of all of the states, Texas tops the list
http://twentytwowords.com/every-state-described-by-a-single-sarcastic-line-from-a-bitter-resident/
Monday, January 19, 2015
Monday, January 12, 2015
Cutom Bobblehead
I got this message from the Custom Bobblehead Company. The final podium name should be interesting.
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Twas the stat correction night before Christmas
'Twas the stat correction night before Christmas, and all through the IC,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Bear.
The balls were hung by the dicks with care,
In hopes that St. Nick Butz soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their Adam Williams rape proofed beds,
While visions of fantasy football championships danced in their heads .
And Faust in his 'kerchief, and Brown in his Aussie cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from Portillo’s filthy and unlaundered bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
fucking karate kicked open the shutters, and donkey punched up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the luster of a Morton’s Steakhouse to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But Weiss and Miller vaping liquid fear.
With a little old Mazur, so lively and crunk,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More slowly than Chambers they came,
And he whistled, and called them by name;
“Now, Stack ! Now, Gillman! Now, Glasscock and Westfall!
On, TK! On MIlliron! On, Farris and Vacek!
To the tip of the prick! To a glass of Clint’s coco Milk!
Now stash away! stash away! stash away Lubahn’s synthetic weed!"
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little goof.
As I drew in my hand, and was getting turned on,
Down the throat came St. Nicholas with a bound.
His eyes -- how they glassed over! His nipples, how veiny!
His tits were like eggs, his cock like spaghetti!
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
And filled all his friends, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his empty sack and giving a nod, up the the rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a chest bump,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, You all suck and my shit is tight."
MERRY CHRISTMAS
A Butz + Faust Joint
Monday, December 22, 2014
Sunday, November 30, 2014
New Meaning to Crazy Cat Lady
We're helping Texas Tamale Co. run a promotion for who should win free Tamales for a year.
https://www.facebook.com/TexasTamaleCompany/posts/938918402796765
We asked folks to submit who they are thankful for and why they deserve to win. This lady should win right?
https://www.facebook.com/TexasTamaleCompany/posts/938918402796765
We asked folks to submit who they are thankful for and why they deserve to win. This lady should win right?
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Friday, November 07, 2014
Friday, October 31, 2014
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Thursday, October 02, 2014
Why Matt Chambers and Lee Portillo are the smartest ones of us all
Top 25 Majors by Pay
(mid-career median pay)
Monday, September 22, 2014
Friday, September 19, 2014
Don't judge until you WATCH this.
I didn't care about the iWatch, and I am not saying I am going to buy it now, but I will say that this is the most singularly impressive piece of technology I have ever seen.
http://www.apple.com/watch/films/#film-design
http://www.apple.com/watch/films/#film-design
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Why are we still watching?
This article really struck me. The author addresses some things that have been floating around in my mind but I wasn't fully aware of until I read this article. I'm sure everyone's opinion will vary.
(This was published before all the recent domestic violence issues)
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