Happy Valentine's Day
As those of us who prepare for this bullshit of all bullshit holidays I was curious what you guys are thinking of doing for your loved ones? Piper does not recognize this holiday and agrees it is commercialized crapola.... I still probably have to get her a card or something, right?
Skip the fancy dinner and flowers and try and be novel. Maybe a pig's heart wrapped in looseleaf paper? Or take a drive out to a romantic hilltop and fuck her in the asshole.
And to our single men's club...what are your plans. Especially now with no Booya7 to strike you with cupid's hard-on. This day may seem especially difficult without it.
It is truly a stupid day.
6 comments:
i sent $200 worth of stargazers and roses to her work. signed "from a secret admirer... love marc"
i'm on track to be called a fag from time to time tomorrow.
-pretty hate war monger
Good choices on the flowers at least. I'll be a fag with you anytime Marcus.
Faust you're sooooo indie. fuc conforming. is your favorite color black? or wait it's probably transparent.
all a joke.....you're mad now....just having some fun. miss you. go take it out on Stad squared.
Nothing says love more than getting a running start & viciously pegging your lover in the face with a white dove.
Doesn't Valentine's Day `glorify' love?
Just kidding. Miss my friends, love my friends. Sorry I've been bad phone boy. I'll call everyone, all 9 of you on Valentine's Day. Oh and Lee, I'm not screening you. I work nights. I still like you.
Marc, you are a romantic beyond that gruff exterior. We've known it all along.
Hi Matt Chambers.
Roses, card, and a ridiculous expensive dinner. Happy Valentine's Day,... right up my ass!
hello adam
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