BIZZARRO WORLD OF THE INNER CIRCLE

Having some fun with Google Seach at work on this Monday afternoon, I decided to create a Bizzarro World of the IC. For anyone who has not seen Seinfeld, Bizzarro World is like the same group of friends, yet different, in a bizzare world. The way that I came up with my Bizzarro World was by typing each of your names into the Google Search engine. In the photo above (in no particular order) is: Adam Williams, Adam Faust, Brian Weiss, Matt Chambers, Clint Brown, Lee Portillo, Marc Miller, Brent Lubahn, & Michael Mazur). Click the links below to find out who's who. Don't worry, all of the links are Work Friendly. Enjoy!

Adam Williams – Considering the fact that I have met 4 Adam Williams’s in my life, it comes to no surprise that the search result brings back 95,500 for “Adam Williams”. So after a little while of searching, I finally found Bizzarro Adam Williams (or is this just A-Chub 2 years ago?):

http://www.freewebs.com/mattytmovie/cast.htm

Clint Brown – Singer/Song Writer best know for his albums “Praise Heard Around The World” and “Back 2 Brown”. You probably won’t find Bizzarro Clint Brown revisiting his college days at IC reunions, but if we’re lucky we might blessed with a few lyrics of “Our God And Our King”:

http://www.goldusa.com/FCD/F589/f589.html or http://www.clintbrown.net/

Brent Lubahn – Ok, well I figured there had to be a handful of Brent Lubahn’s out there in this world. But to my surprise, all 45 results that came back are ALL the Brent Lubahn we know! Of course, it is amusing to see his work profile: http://www.searchwide.com/profiles.aspx

Oh wait, this might work for Bizzarro Brent:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/16/snake,0.jpg

Brian Weiss – Ok, if you are named “Brian Weiss” then it almost seems destiny for you to become a doctor, I found 4 different Doctor Brian Weiss’s (one who is actually very famous). I felt like that was OK for Bizzarro Brian, but it also just seemed too much like his dad. I wanted something more interesting, therefore I went with Kang’s Black Belt Academy. Bizzarro Brian Weiss is a 3rd Degree black belt and instructs at the JCC, which means he teaches “The Jews” (Borak voice):

http://www.kangsblackbeltacademy.com/instructors.html (scroll to middle of page)

Adam Faust – Warning, do not type this name into a Google Search, especially if you are at work! Bizzarro Adam Faust is definitely a porn star, no matter how many pages you go through. I reluctantly tried Google Images, for whatever reason this came up so I’m just going to stick with it (don’t worry, it’s safe):

http://www.thesimpsons.stopklatka.pl/bohaterowie/img/miastowi_ralph.gif

(Glad I’m done with that name)

Matt Chambers – OK, I’m not real sure what an “Oracle Suitcase” is, but judging by the background of this photo, it seems like Bizzarro Chambers is running some sort of underground drug ring. And judging by the condition he looks to be in…., well just look at the site and decide for yourself:

http://www.ricroyer.com/chambers.htm

Michael Mazur – 90% of the search results of “Michael Mazur” came back as Michael Mazur the artist (which you can view at http://www.michaelmazurart.com/). Once again though, this one just didn’t fit as Bizzarro Mazur in my world. After multiple pages of surfing, I came across this. I think most of you will agree (and I know Mazur will appreciate his sweet tattoo):

http://www.ykikiusa.com/team.htm (scroll down to mid/lower page)

Marc Miller – Once again, a name with 90,000 search results (however, it also pulls MarK Miller’s as well – and we know that’s just not right). A lot to choose from and I am getting toward the end of this post and getting a little surfed out. My Bizzarro Miller is a guitarist out of Baltimore in the band Oxes. Oxes music has been called “Math Rock” or “Post-Punk”, however they do not subscribe to any music genre (typical Miller):

http://www.answers.com/topic/oxes (Marc is in the middle, left and right of him might the Bizarro JJ’s)

Lee Portillo – First of all, I found this link under “Lee Portillo” and I highly doubt that this is a Bizzarro Lee Portillo, but the real thing - http://spurs.meetup.com/cities/us/ca/irvine/4157239/?ic=sn42

Unfortunately though, I could not find any images of “Lee Portillo”, however when I just typed “Portillo” into Google Images, I found my Bizzarro Portillo. Make you own conclusions on this guy:

http://www.oag.state.tx.us/cj_fugitives/images/portillo_jose.jpg


Kevin Dalrymple - (I’ve just spent 2 hours at work searching the names of everyone in the IC. I have a real job to do now, so if you want to find a Bizzarro Kevin then you can search for it yourself.) Or you can just click here:

http://pigskinpreacher.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/urlacher.jpg