While your Neanderthal body has only evolved the equivalent of two life times post the mammoth hunting days mine has evolved a little bit more. My body has evolved in such a way that it no longer felt the need to have an 18 inch skull to fend off saber tooth tiger attacks. So I apologize Lee "B.C." Portillo in having to supplement my human like skull with a layer of padding and a sheet of plastic. If you’d get off the bunny slopes you’d realize that most extreme skiers, including myself, do sport some type of headgear.
6 comments:
You're talented.
Of course you had a helmet on. Your the same pussy who wore a scarf to go paint balling.
PS - I'm glad we are all not going snowboarding together. It would have ended up sucking.
While your Neanderthal body has only evolved the equivalent of two life times post the mammoth hunting days mine has evolved a little bit more. My body has evolved in such a way that it no longer felt the need to have an 18 inch skull to fend off saber tooth tiger attacks. So I apologize Lee "B.C." Portillo in having to supplement my human like skull with a layer of padding and a sheet of plastic. If you’d get off the bunny slopes you’d realize that most extreme skiers, including myself, do sport some type of headgear.
I definitey want to see Williams try to ski between trees......I think a video of that would make us all very happy!
Mazur, where the hell did you learn to ski so well? I would certainly not have expected it...
My supreme athleticism just takes over and I turn into Bode Miller. What can i say....have you seen me on a basketball court....exactly.
Post a Comment