I was completely unaware that Mr. Artest honed his game against vampires on his "come up" in NYC pick up B-Ball games. That explains alot....right Clint?
I think Ron Artest's Dad was a Werewolf. He is a pretty fascinating guy, honest. Imagine being his therapist. Yikes. Homeboy has some mad demons.
If Stephen Jackson and Ron Artest texted each other:
Ron: Yo Stephen: What's good? Ron: Just saw my man get killed with a chair leg. Stephen: Word? I just killed a baby that looked at me. Ron: Word? Stephen: Word. Ron: Want to come over and play Tetris? Stephen: Yup.
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artest was in my last platoon. we actually had to send him home early in 2007 when he refused to give back one of our shoulder fired rockets.
I was completely unaware that Mr. Artest honed his game against vampires on his "come up" in NYC pick up B-Ball games. That explains alot....right Clint?
I think Ron Artest's Dad was a Werewolf. He is a pretty fascinating guy, honest. Imagine being his therapist. Yikes. Homeboy has some mad demons.
If Stephen Jackson and Ron Artest texted each other:
Ron: Yo
Stephen: What's good?
Ron: Just saw my man get killed with a chair leg.
Stephen: Word? I just killed a baby that looked at me.
Ron: Word?
Stephen: Word.
Ron: Want to come over and play Tetris?
Stephen: Yup.
Ron Artest is NOT lying. Congrats Adam!
http://dimemag.com/2009/05/ron-artest-isnt-lying/
Wow. Great work detective Weiss.
I thought for sure he had confused the story from a ABACABB Mortal Kombat tournament.
He seems so calm considering the multiple voices in his head...guys crazy
sociopaths by nature are subdued. it's how they get along in society so well, like a chameleon, or a snake.
I wouldn't say Ron Artest gets along well with society.
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