One time at LSU I was walking home a little tipsy from an unfun party, and some young men approached me. They said we bet you $20 our boy can jump over this truck. The truck was tiny and I figured he could do it so I said no thank you. They then said he would jump over it starting from the hood and jump over the bed of the truck.
I said you're on. I thought this was retarded as no human being could do this. Well, he got about a 50 yard head start, and jumped over the Ford Ranger. It was the greatest human feet I have ever witnessed. Turns out the guys was an LSU long jumper. Then I realized I was in a parking lot and owed four or five large black men $20. I paid my debt and went on my way to an uneventful freshman year.
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Faust, didnt you tell me one time that you saw someone do this? Or something similar?
He's got sandals on...wow
Yes Bear Chambers used to be able to do that into the back of the Antelope.
I like flip flops and sox. Great leisure wear.
One time at LSU I was walking home a little tipsy from an unfun party, and some young men approached me. They said we bet you $20 our boy can jump over this truck. The truck was tiny and I figured he could do it so I said no thank you. They then said he would jump over it starting from the hood and jump over the bed of the truck.
I said you're on. I thought this was retarded as no human being could do this. Well, he got about a 50 yard head start, and jumped over the Ford Ranger. It was the greatest human feet I have ever witnessed. Turns out the guys was an LSU long jumper. Then I realized I was in a parking lot and owed four or five large black men $20. I paid my debt and went on my way to an uneventful freshman year.
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