I've wanted to post about sayings I hate for a long time.
No one knows where square one is.
Shit list:
* Small World * The world is not small. It's huge. Just because you know someone who went to school or worked with someone else who happened to cross your path potentially in a strange location does not make the world small. It's a coincedence. Conicedences happen when your world is small, as most people's are. The actual world has 6+ billion people in it. I guarantee that no one in New Guinea has click-spoke the phrase "small world".
* Ebb & Flow * You ever hear this at meetings or used to explain the upcoming months or future of something? Essentially this is a phrase that is used to describe contrasting events that result in nothing. A phrase used to indicate invariability, means nothing. Makes me want to ebb my flow all over someone's neck.
* Livin' the Dream * Don't say this. I'd rather go immediately into weather than have someone tell me they are "livin' the dream" upon introduction. If you are, don't mention it. If you are not, don't say this to obscure your insecurity about it. Just say, I'm good, I'm bad, I'm high, I'm irie, I'm morbidly depressed or I'm pukey. All all better than lying about living some undefined dream.
i once heard myself say: youre only allowed to say youre "livin the dream" ... when youre really annoyed, or suffering, or being ostracized or yelled at, or killing someone, or having your meal slapped out from in front of you, or eating bad jello or freezing in the rain. in my unit it was a daily phrase, spat out by murderous heathens inside joking about insane realismisms... youda thought you were headed to the gates thermopolopulusaleeeeeee, abs and all.
i hope square one has nothing to do with hop scotch. i'll be headed there a lot if so, bad balancer and all.
can someone tell me where black hole one is located?
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I've wanted to post about sayings I hate for a long time.
No one knows where square one is.
Shit list:
* Small World *
The world is not small. It's huge. Just because you know someone who went to school or worked with someone else who happened to cross your path potentially in a strange location does not make the world small. It's a coincedence. Conicedences happen when your world is small, as most people's are. The actual world has 6+ billion people in it. I guarantee that no one in New Guinea has click-spoke the phrase "small world".
* Ebb & Flow *
You ever hear this at meetings or used to explain the upcoming months or future of something? Essentially this is a phrase that is used to describe contrasting events that result in nothing. A phrase used to indicate invariability, means nothing. Makes me want to ebb my flow all over someone's neck.
* Livin' the Dream *
Don't say this. I'd rather go immediately into weather than have someone tell me they are "livin' the dream" upon introduction. If you are, don't mention it. If you are not, don't say this to obscure your insecurity about it. Just say, I'm good, I'm bad, I'm high, I'm irie, I'm morbidly depressed or I'm pukey. All all better than lying about living some undefined dream.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING??!
i once heard myself say: youre only allowed to say youre "livin the dream" ... when youre really annoyed, or suffering, or being ostracized or yelled at, or killing someone, or having your meal slapped out from in front of you, or eating bad jello or freezing in the rain. in my unit it was a daily phrase, spat out by murderous heathens inside joking about insane realismisms... youda thought you were headed to the gates thermopolopulusaleeeeeee, abs and all.
i hope square one has nothing to do with hop scotch. i'll be headed there a lot if so, bad balancer and all.
can someone tell me where black hole one is located?
aryan nation por vida.
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