Some predictions for this round of the playoffs
Did everyone see this dunk yesterday? Oh my poopoo. I think I love to watch Dwyane Wade get humiliated in his hometown by Taj Gibson.Also, is it just me or did it seem that when the Heat beat the the Celtics, they acted like they'd won the championship? LeBron and DWade hugging, elation, confetti, etc.
I enjoyed watching the Bulls beat the crap out them yesterday and I hope they win the series. I also hope JeBron Lames never wins a title.
Predictions for the next 2 weeks:
* Wade gets a flagrant foul and mildly injures a Bull player, perhaps the great Taj. Four minutes later, Wade's childhood home in southside Chicago is shot at, even though he hasn't lived there for 8 years.
* The Heat start blaming Chris Bosh, even though he scored 30 yesterday. Can't be Bron's or DWade's fault.
* Mike Bibby actually disappears on the court, a la Marty McFly's Back to the Future family photo.
* Derrick Rose dunks on Wade and the Sears Tower falls, only to land on Michael Jordan's United Center statue, which keeps it from hitting the ground. No injuries are reported.
* Joakim Noah tries to eat Mario Chalmers.
Other series:
* Mavs win game 1, it is because they were rested. Mavs lose game 1, "they were rusty". Somewhere both those headlines have already been written with fake quotes waiting to be published.
* Ibaka hurts his hand slapping the JumboTron on a jumpball. Cuban asks for him to be fined.
* DeShawn Stevenson begins celebrating 3-pointers made in warm-ups.
* Russell Westbrook records 4 assists/game to himself.
* Everybody on Earth talks about TX-Oklahoma Red River Shootout Part Deux. Yeeehaw!!
* James Hardin announces that he is actually a gay fish.
* Kendrick Perkins gets two fouls at halftime, putting Dallas in a one-in-one situation before the second half begins.
* Jason Kidd named GQ's Weirdest Looking Man Alive contest.
I love the NBA.
5 comments:
2nd dunk was better right? The one handed grab slam.
I think both of these series will be pretty tight, hopefully both go to 7 games. Ill say Bulls/Mavs in the finals.
I vote for the two-handed monster dunk on Dwayne Wade's face in Q1 of Game 1 than the the crazy awesome tip dunk after the game was out of hand.
I'm going Mavs in 5.
I don't want to predict the Bulls-Heat. Winner of game 2 wins series.
Heat in 7.
The Williams jinks is on.
Mike Bibby = Vern Troyer. No?
Heat in 6
Mavs in 5
nice williams.
good call butz.
nick collison admits he plays and has played every game of his career drunk.
after the series va-jay-jay barera is casted as the kid in the next 20/20 to catch a predator. Chris Hanson doesn't stop the molestor.
an espn camera zooms in on nazr mohammed hands and shows that he is missing 9 out of 10 fingers.
rick carlisle misses game 3 due to the filming of philadelphia II. he plays tom hanks character.
okc in 7.
heat in 6.
does stevenson have a face tattoo?
does the constant peja mouth breath bother anyone else?
I love me some 1-fingered Nazr.
DeShawn Stevenson has Abe Lincoln tattooed on his neck. He also wears shinguards.
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