Thursday, August 18, 2011

Texas Monthly is excellent.

Here are some highlights from their Top 20 Reasons Why they Love College Football.


Reason#1: The fans (obligated)

Reason #2: Gary Patterson is still yelling at his players.


Reason#7: Snappy Dressing TCU Fans

It also settles a years long battle I have had with Kevin Dalrymple about how our mighty toad would do in a real fight. Spoiler Alert: Not well.


Williams, get a job here.

11 comments:

Adam said...

Texas Monthly is amazing.

Some of the best writing in the country and its witty and hip.

All of these are reasons why they wouldn't hire me.

Butz said...

Is this post and subsequent comments sarcasm? Where would one find this publication in St. Louis, MO? I think all we get here is Murder Weekly, Ghetto Journal and Good Raping.

Faust said...

Absolutely no sarcasm. On top of great writing, they have some of the best art direction and photography- I too would be happy to work there if they'd have me.

Adam said...

Good Raping also has great writers.

BDub_210 said...

Butz, you failed to mention the small but wildly popular publication "The East St. Louis Stab Wound Fuck Gazette". I love their editorials and their dining suggestions.

If Garland Levitt can work as a writer for Texas Parks and Wildlife than you my friend(s) can write/design for TX Monthly.

Adam said...

Faust, we should propose TX Monthly a package deal. Just offer to assume the roles of head staff writer and designer. They need us.

Actually, we should start our own magazine. I think we have the talent to do it.

Butz said...

I would like to be a part of the new magazine. I have done some exhaustive research and it appears to only take 12 steps:

http://www.ehow.com/how_16579_start-magazine.html

Adam said...

I worked with a guy once who had a start-up magazine. It was pretty bad but he did it for a year and then sold it and made some profit.

What would our market be? I think we'd have to be a dude's magazine, no? Comedy?

I think our collection of funny stories would be good enough content for a magazine.

Adam said...

Oh yeah, we also need money.

Adam said...

I can contribute 6700 plantains, 881 papayas and 58,000 colones, which is $104 dollars.

Butz said...

That seems like more than enough.