• Mexicans can weave anything into a bracelet in 4 minutes• Who the fuck buys a hammock from a beach vendor…….just what I was looking for…a FUCKING backyard hammock
• You will run into Canadians and they will use the word “ay” at least 9 different ways, pay attention
• Tequila bars are open at most hotels 24 hours/day which led to my immediate thought of Mazur crowning himself king of the tequila stand shouting profanities at every passerbyer
• The drinks are free the entire time at an all-inclusive, they will not run out, slow down or you do black out before supper
• Paloma – A beautifully refreshing tequila drink that is very addictive
• Being at a place where you are in a bathing suit 10 hours/day you realize a few things:1 -Legitimate fat people just don’t give a fuck about being fat
2 -How can old women not feel that breeze between that 3 inch gap in the bottom of there suit
3 -Big boobs are a gift, a well worn thong is magical
• When vacationing taking local transportation is the only way to go
• DO NOT under any circumstances accept free tequila from the old woman under the bridge
• Ray Mysterio masks can be purchased in 13 sizes and 56 different colors
• Silent farts are still stinky even on a beautiful beach
• For an extra $20 you can play with baby tigers……um YES PLEASE
*Just sign on this line, don’t worry about what the 3 previous pages of documentation, in Spanish. I’m sure you are in good hands and that this activity is insured
• Why does this handcrafted wooden bowl that I just demanded you to throw in with my children’s “vacation gift” not have a filter hole….WTF man!
17 comments:
What a wonderful Wednesday morning to read a Lubahn-original post. Well done, my friend. I think you could be published in Esquire's What I've Learned.
I am envious you got to play with a baby tiger.
second that. you're painful to read, but im painful to live with.. quote vote poignant note -- how can old women not ...? my question to you is--did you expedient field survey this/these woman/en? i find it amusing that you waived your right to life in a language you don't speak. but.. you don't really speak english well either .. good vacation, well deserved. cheers bryant!!!
I do not fuck with Tigers of any age for any price. I have seen/been amused bby/laughed out loud at far too many animal-mauling-human YouTube videos in my time on this Earth.
Hey, I have a question for one of you fuckers. How the fuck do I sign up for comment alerts? Someone tell me now. It is pissing me the fuck off.
Ask the little paper clip at the bottom of your screen.
so.. we gotta get nick a blog literacy class and brant a literacy class.
Oooh. Solid retro computer burn. Maybe you should ask Jeeves or tell Lycos to go get it.
Also, I too disagree with all playing with tigers and/or wild animals. You are just asking to be the next hilarious mauling youtube sensation.
Visited a monkey rescue center recently. It sucked. White-face monkey stole my water bottle and tried to rip camera off neck. "The nice one" climbed up leg and gave me a claw-heavy HJ. Lots of sqwauking and monkey business. Wild animals within 10 feet suck.
just laughed out loud, and spewed copenhagen out of my nose. burn. a claw heavy hj is a detriment to nerve dense regions of anatomy. adub, isn't the finance minister of honduras an itenerate tree dwelling macaw monkey?
Williams, it would be nice if you could befriend a spider monkey and make it your pet, you'd be cooler.
I am going to stab you in the eye with the paper clip and force Jeeves to give you gay AIDs.
Someone tell me how to do what I require.
Here's what came up when I bang it.
http://support.google.com/blogger/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=79117
Well, I dont see that fucking subscribe button anywhere, so fuck me, I guess.
fuck you. fuck the whirled too.
I am actually going to beat the shit out of everyone on this blg , except for Miller.
we rock blox.
Fuck this blog!
Great post L
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