Miller = The old guy. Not super mobile, but will drop a behind the back pass when you're not looking.
Dalrymple = White Man Can't Jump. Not the skills, just the heart.
Faust = Basketball Diaries. Emotion got the best of Leo too.
Chambers = The Professor. If we ever needed one of us to go undercover as a wigger- It would be Chambers.
Williams = Drunk Shawn Kemp. He's a beast out there. And, he's drunk.
Brown = Bill Murray in Space Jam. He doesn't care about getting the ball, but he seems happy enough to be there.
Weiss = Sebastian Ginobili. I can't give him Manu, but he's got some euro style to his game.
Butz = Air Bud. Just give him the ball.
Lubahn = Joshua Jackson in Mighty Ducks.
Mazur = A WNBA Fight.
Portillo = A woman selling oranges in an Ecuadorian market.
8 comments:
Thank you. This was wonderful. I think I liked Brown's the best.
Wonderful!
All fantastic.
Stuuupendous Faust! Major props on the accuracy too.
Also, Andy Louis is Kazaam so watch out NORTH!
Hilarious. I started using PEDs in preparation of the game. You are all fucked. My team included
You started using PEDs in 1999.
Muscle burn!
not sure i should've been included here as i wasnt invited to participate in "the big game."
I just went back and read these after a month since posting. Gold.
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