Because I have no girlfriend (or shame), I’ll post this on the blog.

I too have been fighting to remain the master of my domain. I caught the first bit of frustration yesterday when I was riding the bike. The constant pushing and pulling of loose wind pants almost prevented me from standing to greet an old acquaintance. As he rambled on about nothing, I sat there perplexed about my sudden return to the seventh grade. Why would loose fitting clothes have an effect on a twenty five year old?… Oh yea, I’m playing a game that every man fears but every girlfriend desires. Not to worry though, a little gym awkwardness will not thwart my efforts to prove that Adam Williams is the dirtiest masturbator I know. The poll speaks the truth!

Don’t hide in email fellas.

In Zax (just kidding),
Clint “I’m trying not to hit on the girl from work” Brown