THE BIG LOSER IS...
B-DUB
According to IC sources, as of 9pm on Thursday night, BRIAN WEISS took the title as most susceptible to self-satisfaction, thus concluding round one of Mastofest 2006.
Apparently, after downing a bottle of MD 20/20, Brian found himself aroused watching a Shaun Michaels WCW cage match. He caved shortly thereafter.
Two days Brian? That is just pathetic.
I, after six days of self-restraint, found myself alone and aroused this (Saturday) afternoon. With a little help from our friend Booya7, I proudly bowed out around 2:30.
It felt very, very good.
11 comments:
2 days Einstein? Monday (considering I didn't throw a a.m. beat) Tuesday, Wednesday, and it didn't go down until early friday at around 1:30 in the a.m. That's almost 4 days dickhead...don't shortchange me you fucking heister.
Yeah, I throw beats,
-Weiss
In a recent sensitivity poll, experts chose BW 19-1 over Johnson's baby oil and tampax.
just trying to justify my love...
oh, and the alchohal I consumed was a $3.00 bottle of Charles Shaw Chardonay. Yes, I know how to properly seduce myself. I know I know, I'm high maintenance.
I'm out.
I'm still in, but I'm not counting the guys with girlfriends anymore...For my own sake.
...or wives
I have to admit this, the girlfriend card helps a lot. Im not sure if I would still be master of my domain without one. However, I have still been very close to breaking. Very very close.
This is so funny.
We're cool.
I prefer the original Frodo pic to this claymation look-a-like. Especially b/c he was smoking the magical herb in a tree. This Frodo is mad creepy and doesn't do me justice. Please make the neccessary adjustments.
Looks like Portillo is the real loser (twice over) of Mastofest 06'...Lee P, were you throwing beats to Inayashu or the Jessica Rabbit?
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