Williams get slammed

There are a lot of crazy gringos in Costa Rica. Most are old or retired or came here to run away from something. Nonetheless, they speak English and I happen to write for the only English speaking publication in the country.

Often, these crazy people write me. About two weeks ago, I wrote about the comparisons of attending both the US inauguration and the Costa Rican one.

Yesterday, I received the following, adressed to AW:

"Do you wear a dress? I'd think by the gushy simpering girlishness piece you wrote about the Transfer of Powers that you probably wear a plaid jumper with a white blouse and white socks...and a Mickey Mouse wristwatch.

Maybe you spend too much time with your mom and sis?

Grow some balls.

Heart.

All the touchy-feely shit is just that: It's shit.

And you're brushing your teeth with it.

(At this point, I was like "oh snap" cuzin, but then he went all crazy anti-semite with some of the following excerpts)

"The Jewish controlled media controls your country"

"An FBI contact told me that Rahm Emmanuel sends Obama out for Kosher Pizza"

"Brent Lubahn quiefs like a guppy"

"Obama wears penny loafers with white socks and or khaki trousers. That punk is as down as Doris Day"

"Obama wears a yamuakha"

"Nick Butz raped an ab-roller"
"Take 20 years off Chinchilla (Costa Rica's female Prez) and give her some acid and she might be a good-looking middle aged woman"

"Lee Portillo won a Newberry award for Fiction"

He then closed with:

"Boy, you need to lay off the Michael Jackson videos"

(A la a Highlights magazine, some of the aformentioned quotes may be altered from their original state. Can you find them?)