Wow, it is good to be back and I am humbled by the votes of confidence you have all bestowed upon me. I have been fretting over this first post since yesterday, as I feel a great deal of pressure to come hard out of the gate. After a fifth of whiskey and a sleepless night, I made the decision to let the game come to me, so to speak. I am not going to force this first post, but instead play within the offense and look for my shot (at which point Bear will foul the fuck out of me). So, this is it. My first post. I feel.........at peace.
Butz
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I did a Laugh Out Loud!
This post provoked the sensation of laughter!
I wonder if Bear fouls worse than Mazur, who just clubs you across the neck.
Welcome Mr. Butz. Just as in reality, even when you were standing in front of us and we could not see you, we new you were there.... And it made us happy. Glad to see a post with your name on it.
I have been refreshing my screen waiting for comments, so these are good to see.
Bear does foul worse than Mazur. A basketball contest with Bear guarding you is like a 12 round bout. I have never been so sore and bruised (ego included) after basketball in my life.
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That's a lot of pussies.
A gaggle of pussy, indeed.
Tough defense... Plus, how many shots did I "give you" from the outside?
Bear, I am about to book a flight to Houston so we can play basketball all weekend. I am infuriated and outraged.
I'm going with Butz in Game 2, not sure he'll win the series but I bet he pulls some dirty shit and wins game 2
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