Mitch Albom's real ears have never been photographed in their entirety. First one to find a full picture of these wings wins free q-tips for a year. I've never noticed this before, and I give the guy credit for keeping them shrouded from the world.

I think the guy seems like a dick.

good movie

Those who do not like Jimmy Buffett concerts are those who have never been. Last night was #5 for me and their will be plenty of more to come.

Write the Future

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Best Commercial Ever?

Thoughts on this flick? When I first heard about it, I wrote it off as a surefire piece of shit. The SNL skit isnt even funny to me, but it is getting some serious pub. I assume it will either be a heaping helping of donkey shit or a classic. Is anyone partial?

Side note: this blog has improved the quality of my life considerably.
Side note 2: going to a bachelor party in Tampa this afternoon and we have 10 moustached men playing a TPC course tomorrow morning. Hat tip to Faust for the bachelor party moustache phenomenon.

For anyone with buyers remorse this proves that Nick belongs.

i feel like our t-shirt chair is neglecting his duties.

This is the best hip hop album I have heard in a long time. Well, it's also one of the only albums I have really listened to since the Hot Boys.  Regardless, it was good enough for me to post it so think about giving it a try.

Wale, a big Seinfeld fan, mixes classic lines from the show that flow well with his lyrics. He also has a newer album based on Back to the Future. If nothing else, the guy is doing something different, and his music is inspired.

I am not going to be the guy who simply posts a humerous YouTube video everyday, I promise. The stars have aligned and I have seen a couple vidoes the last few days that I feel are worthy. I have done this to my girlfriend several times since viewing this and it continues to make me happy.

I bet they are.......yes they will.

we the fuk isn't, and soon... but what i do know? i'm just a dumb alarmist that pays no attention to the world around me.

williams: cr should be safe.

i carry loaded weapons everywhere i go. this is just the tempest. welcome butz!

Wow, it is good to be back and I am humbled by the votes of confidence you have all bestowed upon me. I have been fretting over this first post since yesterday, as I feel a great deal of pressure to come hard out of the gate. After a fifth of whiskey and a sleepless night, I made the decision to let the game come to me, so to speak. I am not going to force this first post, but instead play within the offense and look for my shot (at which point Bear will foul the fuck out of me). So, this is it. My first post. I feel.........at peace.

Butz

King Lames

Did anyone else truly enjoy watching "King" Lames shoot 3/14 in a 32-point Game 5 loss at home? Me too.

I think "King" Lames is the most over-hyped athlete in sports. He wasn't even close to hitting his shots Tuesday. They were off-the-side-of-the-rim bricks. It was ugly. Lubahn-esque, if I dare. And I do.

I don't know what commercials look like these days in the Untied (intentional) States, but I assume LeBrenda is everyone: Vitamin water, Powerbars, Tonka Trucks, Noxema. Why? In his career, he has had one important game in the playoffs, when he scored like 27 points in a row against the Pistons in the Eastern Conference Finals 2007. He was then swept in the finals.

That's a pretty weak resume for a King.

Oh, and as for his 32-point drubbing at home on Tuesday, I indeed was "A Witness".

I hung out with Nick Butz this weekend.... Butz is great... blah blah blah.

Anyway, he wants in. He thinks he can bring something special to the blog. I can't argue with him. So, there is a poll to your right. Please vote him in or out.  It take 100% of the voters to allow him in.  His major concern was Chambers vote.  Please only vote once.

Have you seen this man?

Name: Lee Portillo
DOB: 6/20/1968
Last Seen: Windows down on the Santa Ana freeway in a 1984 Acura

Good News in SA

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From today's NYTimes: (I am transcribing this as well...I don't like links, but we can't paste text?? Poop on thee, Blogger)

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In early December, Julián Castro, the newly elected mayor of San Antonio, visited the White House to attend President Obama's national jobs-and-economic-growth forum. Castro was one of only five mayors in attendance and, at age 35, the youngest. When his turn came to speak - the subject was the creation of green jobs - the president looked at him, midway down the long conference table, and said: "I though he was on our staff. I thought he was an intern. This guys's a mayor?" The other participants - world-famous economists, environmentalists and politicians - burst into laughter.

"Of San Antonio, Texas," Castro said evenly.

Obama grinned. "I'm messing with you," he said. "I know who you are."

(The rest of the article goes on the french kiss your new mayor's culo. It's a little too complimentary if you ask me, but, seems like SA's got a pretty solid hombre in the mayor's office)

Yeah for Politics!

Enjoy a Cold One Fellas

being the subversive prickface that i am, i'll instigate the religion and politics conversation. blogs are forums of sorts. how many people really pay attention to us anyway? having imposed some of the "sword" side of the american religio/politico no-separation-of-church-and-state-bane-of-my-existence-bullshit on a culture resembling marx brothers' films, i feel suited to discuss these topics. i'll talk sex too, and even belches. i think it's good to get things out among friends, what are friends for... by no means am i trying to get a conversation going about war, muslims, or anything like that, just figured we like south park, and generally have a disdain for o'reilly.

we'll see where it goes? o'reilly is prophetic in this country, which is scary.

"they're courageous"-o'reilly(fundamentalist/extremist muslims)... and distorted-me.

Hey Gents. I'm at the local gin joint watching my Spurs and the fiery francophile Tony Parker and I wanted to share this gem with you all. This is Ginger shakin' her tush with her sistas...see?!

Happy Birthday Buddy....I am sorry that I missed the party but I saw the pics!

The NBA

It's pretty tough to come by "Basquet" games here so, with the start of the playoffs, I've found my way to Chubbs American bar about 3 times in the last 8 days to watch all the hoops I can possibly digest. Also, the waitresses are attractive reformed prostitutes (just worth mentioning).

Here are my observations of the NBA as I understand it after watching about 10 games. Feel free to weigh in with some of your own.

* I am better at basketball than Jermaine O'Neal. Dude is a corpse.

* LeBron is the only person to know how to refer to himself in the 4th person.

* Josh Smith is the only player in NBA history to jam his neck on the JumboTron (which was supplied by Brady Haaaasss).

* The Thunder are fun. They're not good. But they're fun.

* Derrick Rose may not have really graduated high school, but damnit, if he had someone to pass to that wasn't a sub-par veteran (Luol Deng is not good Lubahn) then maybe Chicago wouldn't be an 8-seed that really "challenged" the 1-seed every year.

* It appears the mandatory route to true NBA success is to create a team with at least 3 current or past all-stars. If you do not meet this requisite, you are not a real contender.

Boston: Pierce, Garnett, Allen, Wallace, Rondo and even Moses Finley

Cleveland: Shaq, Jamison, LeBrenda

Lakers: Do I really need to list them?

Mavs: See above

SA: Big 3 + Jefferson

Magic: Carter, Lewis, Dwight

Phx (contender?): Nads, Amare, Richardson

(I don't consider Utah or Denver contenders. That may not be fair)

* Chris Anderson's Dad is Puck from the Real World

As for the main series we all care about:

* Tony Parker is great. Blessed be the franchise that discovered him.

* Dirk Nowitzki is fantastic. Blessed be the franch...yeah, yeah, you get it.

* It is fun to watch two teams beat the shit out of each other

* Eddie Najera learned a lot from the Thuggets. Maybe too much.

* Annual playoff complaining about referees makes me nauseas (spelling nauseas is awkward)

just copy and paste, and go easy on the women.

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/sex-wonder-pill-priligy-released-for-sale-in-the-uk/story-e6frfkui-1225858350109

These guys go hard...

The blog has been active, but a little generic. And it made me realize I don't really know what every one is up to. I figured I would jot down the pathetic facts I actually do know.

• Bear- Beating me in tennis, building something at his house he is being really mysterious about.
• Weiss- Getting his email hacked and sending me quasi aggressive text messages.
• Chambers- Has a baby and a stressful job. Wants to hang out but I have been a flake.
• Mazur- Left his good job for a better job. Good job is still paying him.  Having a girl.
• Williams- In excellent relationship with native girl.  Wrote a book. Still poor. 
• Lubahn- Moved to Apple Valley, Minnesota.  Jack is overjoyed about having a basement.
• Miller- Working hard at TCU. Watches a lot of internet videos. Has a sweet beard.
• Portillo- I will be seeing him this summer. Thank God b/c I have no idea what he's been up to.
• Brown- In Austin. I think.

I am doing well. Working a good amount. I like my big black dog.  Piper and I ride bikes to bars and ride back drunk.  That's pretty fun.

I look forward to seeing all of you again.

OK, I know the video thing is getting out of hand, but I couldn't help myself.



I got Piper one.

The snl parody is pretty awesome....
http://www.hulu.com/watch/143264/saturday-night-live-shake-weight-dvd

the weather in hungary:

best pissing contests are won at ivy league schools, like the university of martinique.

Odds to win the 2011 BCS National Championship Game

Alabama - 9/2
Ohio St - 5/1
Florida - 10/1
Boise St - 10/1
USC - 10/1
TCU - 15/1
Texas - 15/1
Virgina Tech - 15/1
Nebraska - 15/1
Oklahoma - 25/1
LSU - 25/1

Ever think you would see the day to have the same odds as UT?

KFC's Double Down: bacon and cheese sandwiched between two pieces of fried chicken

I will reimburse anyone here who eats one if they take a picture of themselves and the sandwich and post it here as proof.

To Learn more about this fantastic piece of American self-mutilation you can read about it on the Fort Worth Weekly- which I didn't know existed.

andrew bogut... ouch.

embed. happy easter.

was looking for this:



and found williams in another video...

Said videoo

April Fools

Boise State forced to forfeit Fiesta Bowl

-Scroll to the bottom of the link

TCU Season Tickets

Buying a group of 10, $125 for the season (6 home games). Butz and Mazurs included in this deal. Let me know ASAP if you are interested.

copy and paste.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/30/japan.video.game.rape/index.html?hpt=C2

TCU Newzzzz

Story on TCU star pitcher Matt Purke



TCU Football announces 2010 Schedule

Sept. 4 - vs. Oregon State (Cowboys Stadium), 6:45 p.m. (ESPN HD)
Sept. 11 - vs. Tennessee Tech, 6 p.m.
Sept. 18 - vs. Baylor, 3:30 p.m. (Versus HD)
Sept. 24 - at SMU, 7 p.m. (ESPN HD)
Oct. 2 - at Colorado State*, 1 p.m. (The Mtn. HD)
Oct. 9 - vs. Wyoming*, 2:30 p.m. (CBS College Sports HD)
Oct. 16 - vs. BYU*, 3 p.m. (Versus HD)
Oct. 23 - vs. Air Force*, 7 p.m. (CBS College Sports HD)
Oct. 30 - at UNLV*, 10 p.m. (CBS College Sports HD)
Nov. 6 - at Utah*, 2:30 p.m. (CBS College Sports HD)
Nov. 13 - vs. San Diego State*, 3 p.m. (Versus HD)
Nov. 27 - at New Mexico*, 3 p.m. (Versus HD)


Interview with Brian Estridge, voice of the Frogs. Thoughts on the schedule and upcoming season

pretty stellar weekend. now hear the immortal words of fleece johnson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-JjldxU-pA&feature=player_embedded

missed monday, sorry fuckheads.

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/03/science-and-the-meaning-of-life.html

INTRODUCTION: ROUND ONE

It's good clean fun

SORRY....

This is crazy, how is it that a manager of a professional sports team can simply apologize for cocaine use, COCAINE use. Tiger cheats with 38 women, Charlie Sheen puts a knife to his wife's throat, but they apologized and will get counseling and it will all be better.....


We may need to press the reset button soon and start the human race over.

Check out this sweet stressless chair. I thought some of you guys might be in the market for one. This commerical will be coming soon to television sets in Houston.

IPod - my very intelligent cat. Yes, she is peeing and I taught her.

Hey Brent Lubahn

Come Visit Costa Rica

We don't bite.

For those that don't know my house has been for sale for a little over a month and we will be moving back to the Land of 10,000 lakes. As of today we have a closing date of 4/15 with a departure date of 4/18.

Both Melissa and I would like to see everyone before we depart if at all possible. She is planning a gathering the night of 3/27, but I wanted to get some discussion going within the IC to see if we could get together.


Thoughts?

i struggle with existence.

happy monday.

here's the gift:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d44qOVpLY-4


here's the reality:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWFtWzFbXCY

IC Olympiad comes to unforgettable close

It's all said and done here in Vancouver and, as we look back at the two weeks that were, we recap the unforgettable instances from the events and competitors that left an indelible mark on the Winter Olympiad. The games may never be the same.

For me, it was the biathlon competition that continues to swim in my mind. It's actually caused me some sleepless nights of late.

Representing the province of Round RockHard, Marc "the marksman" Miller will forever be remembered for bringing the obscure sport of the biathlon into the international eye. On race day, despite torrential snowfall Miller elected to wear only an unzipped olive fleece, rose colored shorts, wayfarer sunglasses and his skis. Wielding his favorite rifle on his back, Miller started slow before reverting to a series of somewhat unsportsmanlike tactics to advance in the group. In eighth place, Miller moved into 7th by stabbing a Slovakian skiier in the calf with his skipole. He moved into sixth after causing a Polish skier to dry-heave when he blew what he later called his "intergalactic lactic burp" into the Pole's face, and into fourth by "coconut-ing" the heads of a Canadian and Finish skier. With only 500 meters remaining, Miller and crew stopped to fire at the targets. After scoring direct hits on the first two targets, Miller's third shot richocheted off the top of the target and struck the wife of the third place Russian skiier in the vagina. She screamed for her husband who pulled himself from the competition to attend to his ailing wife. Interestingly, it was Miller's first miss of the competition and it appeared he said "oops" and smirked when he heard the shout of the woman.

Now in medal contention, Miller neared the first two competitors as they raced for the finish line. Miller then reached into his fleece and withdrew an empty bottle of green tea. Miller burped into the bottle and added tin foil before capping it. A la MarioKart, Miller then lobbed the bottle in the path of the Swede and Norwegian. The bottle burst and a brownish haze rose into the air, causing both skiiers and 18 audience members to collapse into the snow. Miller, hands held high in triumph, skiied across the finish line, where he removed his fleece and cackled laughed. In a post race interview where he was questioned on the fairness of his victory, Miller responded to the question with a question of his own. "Does quiefing hurt?" Stunned, the reporter did not respond. Miller then answered, "Neither does winning." Later that night in the Olympic Village, Miller reportedly slapped a Mountie with his gold medal and pissed on Apollo Ohno's dormroom door.

this is probably the fastest mock up, and comedy after sketch, in... like... ev...... er. where do they find these actors? i mean seriously.

adub-- are these guys from your chigacocacarican improv group? i love the 3rd world, or is it 3rd ward? either way, do what the president does and hope.

FACTS: don't worry i am jaques clouseau.

culprit: tom. possible alias.

last observed: leaving city-transit after taking part in municipal assault of native negro americanoid.

possible/known aliases and-or call-sign: slicknamtom.

that's really all i can think of this fellow, as far as partially witty nicknames go. his beard is way cooler than mine.

he's likely a jarhead, or stinted san quentin (go where you want with those)--the recently shut down bay area joint.

mind you this all occurred in oakland.

i'd love to hear comments about tom's little episode at the end, about mama.

there will likely be a rematch for money, televised. and then orgies and cocaine for nam-tom.

tom-tom to endorse amid overnight stardom--in other news.

tangent to this nonsense: if you can pull off bitch-slapping someone today, and, i mean, they really gotta deserve it, try not to think twice. it is thursday after all. but seriously, it can't just be any arbitrary beating of the chest and monkey peacockery. and she better be able to take a smackin' to too.

toodles... kisses,

marcus aurelius

p.s. my life life is cooler than y'alls... neener neener neener. don't worry, bad karma will strike any moment now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf8ZDs-D8Ys

Who watched the hockey game yesterday? I watch all 60 minutes, probably the first time I have ever done that in my life. I was pretty entertained. Here is a little fun to get you through the Monday afternoon:

Nintendo Ice Hockey

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Which IC member is most likely to sport this shirt at the next TCU Game? My $ is on Mazur

Molson anyone??

"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."
-Mark Twain

Get crazy people. Mr. Twain said so.

The IC Winter Olympiad

Ten days into the XXI Olympiad and, as the magic of the winter games would have it, we have seen a myriad of stories thus far from Vancouver. There have been moments of triumph, moments of pain. Moments heartwarming, moments heartbreaking. And, as always, mixed into it all, we've seen a splash of the bizarre and a dash things downright inexplicable.

Let's recap. 

Starting off in the two-man bobsled, Weiss & Bear, the upstart kids representing the separatist nation of San Anton, proved that proper guidance pays dividends. Coached by Gino, 6-time summer and winter games Gold medalist, and Ginger, known as the "bobsled whisperer", the San Anton duo took Bronze over the weekend. Through 3-quarters of the race, the duo held a World Record time, though fell to 3rd when Weiss showed Kevin a Sean Elliott highlight video he uploaded on his Iphone. The distracted duo slammed into the barrier, flipped, and violently jostled across the finish line. During the awards ceremony, trainer Gino showed his disappointment by shitting on Brian's New Balances during the San Anton national anthem, which is a 12-minute chant of "Go Spurs Go!". President David Robinson was not impressed.

In the Luge, the Gold Medal was stripped by AusTexndian speedster Matthew Chambers when it was learned his Luge had four-wheel drive, glass packs and room for 19 people. Upon his disqualification, Chambers played the heart strings of the judges when he unearthed his son Luke (pronounced "Luge") from within his 4x4 apparatus. Chambers was quoted as saying, "As a kangaroo to a joey, I carry he with me always." Though not awarded a medal, the anthem of AusTexndian was played in honor of the proud father. The AusTexndian anthem consists of gun shots, deers screaming, Charley Daniels and Ice Cube.

The Ice Dancing competition is the one event that has created the most buzz this week, as we saw the first attempted murder in Olympiad history. Representing the little nation of "Love fUK", a British isle, Adam Faust, known as Fairy Blood, wowed the crowd with his display of angry acrobatics, as he screamed while fluttering through the air doing a triple lutz, and appeared to cry on two occasions during the 3-minute routine. Faust's stirring performance wowed the crowd, but judge Brian Boitano stripped him of a half point for his cacophonous shout of "Queer Scabs!" as his routine came to a close. The point adjustment, which dropped Faust to 4th, was learned by Faust as he worked out on his Ab-Roller after the routine. Smiling, Faust approached Boitano with the Ab-Roller and began hammering the 5'2'' Boitano, savagely yelling, "Now who is the Queer scab?! Now who is the Queer Scab?!" Faust has been removed from all official Olympic records and his performance here is never to be rebroadcast again.

In the speed skating competition, former freestyle walking ace Lee Portillo, representing Chile (the dog, not the country), generated some controversy this week as, in a perceived strategic manuever, chose to wear an all-white skating jersey, which matched both his skin tone and the color of the ice. During his first heat, all that could be seen of Portillo was his 5 oclock shadow and the black Puma emblems of his skates. Using this invisible-man esque appearance, "stubble" as he was referred to by announcers, became somewhat of a Vancouver sensation, as fans around the Olympic village have attempted to emulate his skin-matching chameleonic wardrobe. After crushing the competition through the first several rounds, "Stubble" added to his lore by showing up to Finals with only one skate. When asked where his other skate was, Portillo answered, "Uhhhhh, maybe in my car. Don't know." Without his needed skate and wearing only stained blue jeans, Stubble wasn't much of threat in the finals, finishing 8th at a time of 2 hours and 18 minutes.

The first snowboarder from Central America may have actually caused his country more disappointment than pride, as Adam Williams of Costa Rica had what Al Michaels, in his typical quotable way, referred to as "The most unforgettably forgettable performance in Winter Games history". Racing against 4 other competitors, Williams halted the start of the race when it was learned the track was of "Blue" moutain status. Williams, who says he only does "like really short Green hills", actually took off his snowboard in protest and walked the track, throwing snow at competitors and stopping to puke near the first set of moguls. When asked about his performance and decision to remove his board, Williams told reporters, quote: "I was a Division One athlete." He then paused and asked "Were you?" Before ample time was given to respond, he stated, "I didn't think so." He then cackle scream laughed and farted in the direction of the camera. The fart was reported as smelling quite bad.

Stay tuned for the remaining four events....

Get on board because these guys are solid.....another nice win today to make it to the final 4!




Tonight's game between Canada and Russia should also be an excellent game.

Hockey is far and away the most exciting sport to watch on TV.

it's safe to skip to 30min mark... pretty swell guy, that lolly drama.

http://www.c-span.org/Watch/Media/2010/02/19/HP/R/29753/The+Dalai+Lama+Honored+with+Democracy+Service+Medal.aspx

I sent forwarded this out from my iphone to a handful of IC members last night, but I think it deserves blog. This just happened 2 days ago. Notice the 67 year old's shirt.

Here's the article regarding the fight: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/17/national/main6217265.shtml

being the stellar amigo i am, i've taken the responsibility of tending to casa mazur for the week whilst they wither away in caribbean climes.

they come back from their 6 day trip tomorrow night, and so far the house is still intact dogs and all. but, dont think i couldnt figure out a way to screw something up.

dfw was hammered for 20 hours yesterday with snow, and most tree branches have taken quite a pounding. a foreign exchange student(read immigrant day laborer) showed up earlier and offered to remove all fallen branches in exchange for pesos or tamales. i politely refused his services, thinking to myself i'll just move the branches.

this incoherent conversation-his english, my spanish- turned interesting when sam, the lab, decided to dart down the street. dead sprint. adios.

my twisted gray matter's first thought is "fuck, if this dog is dead, im gonna have to give mazur back that 100 bucks."

it's a dog, he'll find his way back, right?

yes, all's well. 45 minutes later, a neighborhood missing dog advocate, and collar reader, managed to corral the curious canine.

funny sidenote-- neighbor says sam immediately started humping his dogs.

mazurs are gone for 24 more hours, what could possibly go wrong?

Watch CBS News Videos Online

Bob Schieffer on "The Super Bowl", (and a little love for the Frogs)

i'm not an o'reilly fan, but stewart, i feel, is priceless. it's long, but worth it.

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4003531/entire-jon-stewart-interview/?playlist_id=86923

http://www.dieantwoord.com/

Monkey Mayhem

I'd like to think I have the dignity not to mock something for a physical defect, but I think I have reason here. Last weekend as I walked to my hotel room, a cleft lipped monkey crawled on an overhanging branch and hissed and sort of screamed at me, my roommate and the hotel guide. We all started running.

Five minutes later, he appeared again at the end of the following video.

Mazur, your wish is granted. Though not the genuine article, these two New Orleanian gentleman are surely related. (No souls were Photoshoped in the posting of this picture)

I enjoyed the outcome of last night's NFC championship. I'm not sure if anyone else went deep into the post-game, but I sure did. And boy oh boy was I rewarded. I would have a paid a large sum of money to follow this human around last night. I can't imagine the carnage that ensued.

HAPPY MLK DAY CRACKAS

A) It's been a year since the Bachelor party, which included Faust throwing his best man through a chair, a memorable night at Cheeks, Portillo inviting his family, Williams thrashing down the slopes and moostaches. Seems like a long time ago. A lot has changed for everybody...

B) I volunteered at the MLK museum (where he was murdered) in Memphis for about 6 months. It was pretty cool and made you pretty disappointed to be white. Truth. It was tough. His Dream speech is the most well known, but I always thought Mountaintop was the most powerful.

Food for thought:

"What has violence ever accomplished? What has it ever created? No martyr's cause has ever been stifled by an assassin's bullet. No wrongs have ever been righted by riots and civil disorders. A sniper is only a coward, not a hero, and an uncontrolled or uncontrollable mob is only the voice of madness - not the voice of the people."

- RFK, after MLK was slain

I don't necessarily agree with it, but thought it was Blog worthy.

Also, if you worked on MLK and got off work for President's Day, I think something's wrong with that. If you worked both, man, bummer. If you worked neither, your name is probably Kevin Raldymple.

After arriving at the Dalrymples on Tuesday night- in a scene straight out of Perfect Strangers- Kevin Dalrymple and Brian Weiss were in the backyard with a metal detector trying to find Kevin's wedding ring. He lost said ring while tossing the football with Brian the night before. Brian, who has great experience at losing important things, found the ring minutes after we arrived.

In other news, Two members of the IC are moving out of Texas. Can you name them?

LT's Electric Glide

2007 Nike Commercial that somehow never made it to TV. Pure awesomeness.

The one thing we DID win on Monday....

I hope this article is sent to every recruit across this nation. This is what TCU has to offer. God Bless Texas Christian University!

Separate But Equal Bowl Proves It's Time for Equality

Happy New Year boyz.

This week I am writing a story about electric cars coming to Costa Rica. Today at an interview, they let me test drive one.

How do I look??

Note: The company president in the passenger seat was about 6´3´´

It's Time to Fiesta
by Kevin Dalrymple

What a season....
This is an awesome 2009 montage video

Happy Birthday C.B.!

Merry Christmas Everyone

Of all the things we like/love, who has the deepest passion for the subject that follows their name:

Kevin: Football
Miller: Girls asses
Weiss: Gino
Clint: Texas (the state)
Lubahn: saying the word "Dude"
Portillo: the longevity/durability of his Acura
Mazur: Manly, constructive activity
Faust: Indie Rock
Chambers: Trucks
Williams: Presenting an oppositional point of view

This is a challenging vote. Feel free to alter your passion to what better represents you but kids and wives are not allowed. Too obvious.

This is the 500th post in Blog history.

L.T. Representing!

I saw Lubahn cruising University on my way to work yesterday morning. He was going 9. As in miles per hour. I waved to him, but he couldn't see me through the fog in his car.

Year in Review

I went through the blog archives to see how many times each person posted. I literally have nothing to do this week at work. So I have to look busy. This graph made me look busy.


Also, any nominees for post of the year?

A LIFE WITH NO PURPLE

What if TCU never happened?

What if a 12th grade education was all you mustered?

Where would you be?

Pick somebody and tell their story. It can be a sentence (Chambers) or a sonnet (Williams)... I guess I will pick Lubahn because of the above picture.

Never leaves Minnesota. But still managed to snake his educated Darling back to Minnesota and marry up. He leaves Winona for the bright lights of LaCrosse, Wisconsin. There his wife supports his hopes of becoming a minor league hockey player as he battles in the semi-pro adult circuit.

Sadly, his youngest of 9 children chokes on a tater tot, and though Brent was successful in reviving the youngster, his jean shorts (he never met me so his wardrobe never evolved) got caught fire on the space heater. His legs were burned and his hockey career was over. He moves back to Winona. Alex, his youngest brother, got him a job driving the Zamboni before the 3rd period of the Winona Pirates' Pee-Wee hockey games.

In the words of Richard Mazur,"get your education."